I look forward to the day where I open up FileZilla and there isn't an update!

When the project manager gives you work then sods off to a meeting. You review the work and only been given half the info you need and impossible to complete. They then come back from the meeting and kick off it's not done!!!

Can't decide who I hate the most... the sales guy or the project manager. Both make my job impossible!

When you've been a developer for 13 years and new kid comes in and shows you stuff you don't understand #kidsthesedays

When you've got a full time job and you don't have time to update all you personal apps, resulting in 35 emails from Apple saying your apps don't comply *meh*

Worst thing about being a Dev:

Getting forced by a non dev for a timescale without even being allowed to look at the issue. Then being held to that made up deadline!!