@linuxer4fun on parle bien des machins qu'il y a dans les ports? 😮

I agree, this is nice for UI designing at least, code it once and it runs anywhere, but fuck me, it feels incomplete and feels like a third party framework that just parses your code to native language.
If only it did that, but noooo, your app will weight 20mb minimum because of all the necessary assemblies and shit.
Fuck, Microsoft, this could've been the perfect framework but no

>use kotlin
>convert to java
>...
>profit

"windows phone is dead"

The worst thing that could happen is stopping your current project because you have a better idea, never start coding this one, and abandoning the previous.

So much waste of ideas...

@infinite-lifes BFMTV is a parody of a news channel. It is not supposed to, but the content provided made it this way. It's a clusterfuck of irrelevent and redundant news.

@Artemix Got the same thing on my 2 first years of study, and it was a french uni, so I agree. Fuck them.

@DucksCanCode maybe the computer starts screwed, so in this case, "fix(...)" would work as inteded.

@graviton well, it's kinda big in my area, like 200-250 employees

It was a marketing company, they didn't even have a test environment. So everything is made directly in prod.
But i didn't even need to access these things, yet they gave me access to the prod server and db

> be me
> 20 yo
> be intern at a "big" company
> get the credentials on my first day

Sooo... was this company really shitty ?

@elonmus Why though ? 😕

Is kotlin really that good? 😐

It's looking like a porn website.
Which is nice.
But still.

One of my teacher used to say "compte twitter" (french for "twitter account") instezd of constructor, because of his heavy Vietnamese accent.

The recycle bin

Doing that pomo-something technique, bretty gud, when you code for a long time, you might stumble across a bug that you can easily solve after taking a break to empty your mind or some shit like that, i don't know I ain't a damn psychologist.

It's D, baby.

Baby D.

Lil' wayne

Ravioli ravioli, imma kill myselfoli

It's LITerally lit

Did you auto format your code?

The only time rep-cunts won't be able to downvote legit stuff ~~

"Look on the dark web"

@Severus256 when you are ready for it, angular6 will come out...
Shit man, it's an infinite loop of retardation, you can't stop it, no one can !

Don't bother, angular5 will come up soon

@simus "useless" is my second name 😎 "cunt" is the third, but that's irrelevent 😐

if(var1 == var2){}
else {
//do stuff
}

Get on my level bois! 😎

They could at least put some custom boot screen if it's going to reboot now and then 😂

Shorten every word !
spr_elf0_m_atk_u

Is it a desktop app or a mobile app?
If you go for desktop, c# might be the best choice. If mobile, you could try out kotlin/java, for the database, mySql is nice I guess. You could even try to make a small rest api to communicate with your server and db for more challenge 😄

> extra virgin
Too real... too real...

Hello, fellow freelancer, do you like being fucked in the ass with a rusty fork too?
Because that's what most of your client will do !
Make em' pay more though, seriously