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AboutI am programmer. Thank you, come again.
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SkillsPHP, JavaScript, Python, JAVA, C, C++, CUDA
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LocationDhaka, Bangladesh
Joined devRant on 5/19/2019
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I got another email from them, saying " you have received an infraction due to my recent behaviour". LOL
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@molaram @scum-master I am morally and ethically opposed to sharing other people's private data for free. If you catch my drift ;-)
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What's WFH?
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That's actually badass.
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@Tonnoman0909 Yea, just asked him and his reply was "I didn't notice any issues". Just gonna leave this alone.
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@mundo03 @molaram When all doors are closed for you, one door always remains open. The devil's door. A certain party may or may not use a certain set of skills on a certain someone in the near future.
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@molaram destruction of property.
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Wouldn't it be fucked up if someones boss was also browsing devrant and found one of his employees rant about that specific meeting? It's a little bit funny and bucket full of sad
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@molaram Don't want to go to jail over a lost opportunity.
Your second point is a fact. He words were exactly " I don't give a fuck about that" when i explained everything 30 minutes before losing the gig. -
@Tonnoman0909 No way, and I would tell you even if you know, that, never fuck with your previous employers webshit. You will be found out. A lost opportunity is always preferred over being Bubbas new toy in prison.
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@electrineer I did. But, he told me he doesn't care. All he cares if his "models" can sign up with a single password! The main problem was the server had too much traffic during weekends and 7 cron jobs were running constantly that fetch information from another website.
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@theabbie Of course I'll never do that and sincerely hope nobody does. Everything will point back at me especially since I wrote to him about it.
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@alexbrooklyn the guy was offline most of the time. I thought I would impress him and get a semi-permanent job.
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May I ask kind mods to repost my comment as a new rant?
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@AshesOfTheSun Meant to post it as a rant. I guess I am retarded.
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Me learning socket i/o: look mom! I learned to use select() !
Mom: Oh sweetie, we use poll() now.
Me 3 days later: Mother! Look at my poll() ! It works!
Mom: Why are you always lagging behind? We epoll() now.
Me: aight.
Eons later.
Me: Hey mom, epoll was easy as fuck. I'm a grown man now!
Mom: You little shit! You new dad Mac likes kqueue(). So get used to that.
Me: Well fuck. I'll learn it too I guess.
Mom: Why can't you be more like your new dad's son and use libuv or libevent or libev?
Me: What about AIO?
Mom: I knew there was something wrong with you. I should have aborted you, devil child. I am moving in with your new dad. Don't bother contacting us.
Me: *fumbling through documentation* wait mom, I'll just use pthreads!
Mom: How will you serve all the guests at my wedding, you retard? That's it. I'm leaving you right now.
The house is empty and cold. Only the sound of my 6 core Intel CPU cores keep me warm. I wait for the inevitable blaze that will fuse us together. -
@devnulli since I don't a job reading is the only thing that keeps me relevant.
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-"this may be controversial."
I thought you were going to write a whole fanfic about CSS frameworks. -
The YouTube app for Android is scary. It shows ads based on what other apps I installed on my phone. There's this food delivery service called Foodpanda here and I get ads even though I don't have money to buy a bottle of water. I wish Google/yt was smart enough to know my financial status.
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I forgot the name of the app but there was a famous app on Android play store which was just a blank space. How about making abstract art type of apps? Like, you make a UI and let people figure out what it is or does.
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@Oktokolo Someone else gave him for $35.
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It was a better choice in my opinion. I've been binge watching DIY projects on youtube because I have nothing else to do. Somewhat unrelated but check out GreatScott! and TechIngredients at YT. I have nothing but respect for these men.
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It's either a peom or a thrash metal song.
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I am interested but I am ashamed to admit that I have never implemented data structures beyond linked lists.
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@SortOfTested I googled it right after I read your comment. Thanks for the pointer.
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@SortOfTested never went to one. That was just my opinion as an impostor.
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Coder is someone who encodes. Encodes what? Idk and idgaf.
Programmers program a machine to do something.
Engineers come up with a solution that the program can solve.
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At least they live in a more peaceful and pandemic free time.
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Lol noob. Everyone knows you make websites with WordPress, React, Angular, Bootstrap, jQuery, Node.js and antidepressants.
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It's more like,
C++: I fuck all the time bruh
Python: wow ur so cool. Can you get me a gf so I fuck?
C++: sure bruh but, it'll cost ya
Python: how much?
C++: a few more nanoseconds. Let me call my pimp C