I'm pretty sure I'm more excited to finally have Jenkins integration at my work than I was for my birthday this year. No more manual builds!

I love Rest API's that always return 200 and have an "errors" field in the response body that I need to check...

3 hours in to work and I've already wished Java had two more features: native tuples and partial application in method references.

I have become the guy that sends emails to the rest of my team telling them that their code doesn't follow our team's style guide.

Spent yesterday afternoon trying to extract the logic from a VBA macro written by civil engineers so that we can encode the same logic in the applications we're writing.

Sweet Jesus.

500 lines of meaningless variable names and loops reading values from various spreadsheets into a 3 dimensional array(!).

On top of that, now that I kind of understand what it's doing, I don't think it's ever worked properly.

Friday at 4 o'clock, just about to do my first commit of a new project and while I'm moving some files around I permanently delete at least 5 of them by accident 😩

I'm used to using PostGres, have been forced to use MySQL for this project. After a day of pain I would like to firmly declare: I hate MySQL.

I've been writing documentation and I've already caught myself pressing ctrl + space a few times to try and get Word to autocomplete a long word for me.

When the DBA says he's going to take a dump before we deploy the next release.