Jesus Christ!

@xPanther It would be more easy if you have specific questions, as I am not good at giving advices.

I would mention that php is a bad choice for the actual chat server. Choose something else, something that supports multithreading - which is pretty much anything other than php.

You can continue using laravel for what you are building, but not the chat server.

You will need Firebase if you want your users to receive notifications after they close the app.
You won't be able to keep the websocket or any socket connection opened indefinitely because Android will eventually terminate it once the app closes.

Firebase sends notifications through Google Play Services, which is a process that is always connected to their servers.

I would use websocket, as @alexbrooklyn said, and Firebase for receiving notifications on mobile when app is not active.

I like to think that devRant users are smarter than that.

Does that work with cheap laptop speakers?

Yes, that's a pretty nice UI to the data they collect about you.

I'm afraid there is no official way to do this. Google shows that kind recommendation only for lite version of the app your are browsing. So a good start would be that your second app meets all the requirements for an Android Go device.

However, this is just a thought. I am not 100% sure that this is true.

You didn't mentioned that you don't want to pay money.
The only way I see to block ads on iOS without jailbreak would be a VPN based ad blocker. But reading articles on the internet, it seems that Apple might have banned all of them.
There is no other way without using an alternative YouTube app or tampering the original one.

echo -e '\0033\0143' will actually clear the whole buffer, unlike `clear` command which only "pushes" the content upwards.

Pay for YouTube Premium, if available in your country.

Or add your phone number to receive an sms with the code.

At my gym I often see kernel panics on such screens.

Seeking for attention?

@byte-me There are more chances for that old, drunk lazy-ass to be real.

Yeah, right.

Yes

I haven't heard these jokes before. Do you have more?

Replace those answers with "I don't give a fuck" and life will become better.

If you never used a nosql database, then you can play with mongodb so you know what to expect in the future. Then you will realise how good were the relational databases and will return back to them.

@mclark1129 same here

"I'm proud of you!"

@ThatDude I didn't get that.

@WinnieThePooh Every time you spam someone with upvotes without actually liking or reading them, a teddy bear gets ass raped. You don't want that to happen, don't you?

@Ashkin Nothing. I already said that. I was just dramatising.

It would be absurd to think that is wrong. Good services comes at a price.

@Ashkin What's wrong with what?

'The fuck are you smoking?

Like finding a name in a sentence? I don't see any way to do that without the possibility to be fooled easily. Maybe with a huge list of names as a whitelist for words?

@ShivamArora That info is at two clicks away. But let me help you.

@ShivamArora You get extra features.