Get rid of lobbying first, but the problem is that you need to lobby to make that happen

You should write documentation on how to read documentation

Nah the only thing faster than light is change

This must be a fairly new coding tutorial, as the ones I used 25 years ago didn't have any smilies

Aren't they all ?

And to make it esthetically pleasing, they should round the final number up.

I do this every few weeks, but my reason is so I can find the rant again later from my list of upvoted rants

That's why I started drinking black coffee 17 years ago

Meta

Maybe drinking at work is the problem in the first place 🙃

5 years into the same role, SME in my field, still get imposter syndrome every single day

I bet strings are his solution e everything

I think it depends on what you use the most. If you have over 1000 hours on Spotify but rarely use YT it is obviously not going to be good at it, and thus I would never switch, because I would have to retrain a different system.

@abdoesam14 I didn't get that last one

Their*

( See I just found a problem to fix )

@Demolishun all the base64 encoded images, there were so many of them, and all in there original format, not cropped, not resized etc. It may have been less then 500mb it's been like 15 years, but it was really way to big, I remember it didn't even fit on my tiny usb stick unzipped

@AvatarOfKaine no I was talking about under 500 Devs being small. The sizes I'm talking about have everything onprem, including AWS ( outpost ) and slack etc.

The thing is, if they know it's not going to be available yet in the website, why send me an email in the first place ?

You tagged it as a joke but I don't see how that's funny.

@GyroGearloose we STILL have IRC

Relatable, 10 yrs ago I was IT support ( every kind ) and with drive out if we couldn't fix it over the phone. Drove 2h for a call out once to plugin an ethernet cable in to a printer 5 mm further then it already was and hear the click sound of the plastic lock and 10 sec later the sound of the printer printing.
After I was assured by their in-house IT guy that he already replaced the cable multiple times.

Rancher runs kubernetes .. which makes rancher more complicated.

Also kubernetes learning is like not learning Linux and bash untill your mid 30's. ( Or so I'm told, I never really used windows ). It's complicated because people try to compare it to things that are either not relatable (rancher), or in a completely different world (like docker swarm), and by doing that they think they can make shortcuts in the learning process and keep on failing over and over again.

Like learning how to ride a bicycle and expect to also be able to fly a 747 afterwards

Vaping gone wrong ?

What does "IT teacher" even mean ?

That's cool, i just always have lucidapp open (draw.io equivalent but faster prototyping), so when I have an idea, I just sketch it out, coding usually doesn't come until weeks after

- adding story points to epics, tasks, etc
- not story pointing ad-hoc support work, so when you get so much support work in a sprint, your burndown is flatlinning, you can't even see all the sprint creep

No!

I don't think anyone, to this point still, understands the impact, because the more you discover on it, the smaller you feel.

@AmyShackles I think that is exactly the answer he is looking for, eg if you have been using RxJx for a while, eg coming in at £50k is like senior level, then you know the difference and why one is deprecated

Tbh, when we interview, if your not a total loss we still hire you we give everyone a chance and train you up where you are lacking, but even then we still have a position open for the past 18 months.
The biggest problem we have is that we can literally see you Google questions when we ask them or we ask about dependency injection and you start talking about SQL injection.. the amount of people who we get across that think they can get away with swinging it at any interview is insane