British English is the only true English, the one that hasn't been bastardized.

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In the last 4 days I have hopped over 3 distros trying to find the right one.

Currently back on Ubuntu 😩

I move into a new house next week. The first thing I did when I found it was look into the speeds I would get. Even my new housemates knew that was a major factor for me.

@AngryDev You don't?!

Rate the Earl Grey. Not the Python.

I see nothing wrong with this 😛

Learning to code was by far the easier option for me. Still is 🙄

I have clients who, after 10 years, are still amazed at me fixing their PC remotely and think its some kind of magic 😧

4 week Java coursework. Never done Java before. Completed in 4 hours with 98%. Lost 2% for an unused trst variable I accidentally left in. That had 0 effect. Damnit.

To be fair I said more efficient marketing to save money. As in it costs less for the company to do the marketing. Nothing to do with their customers spending.

@ninjaintrouble But thats not HTML. When you add CSS it might be a programming language but on its own it's not.

My intern does this. Well did. Until he realised all I did was Google it and send him the link 😂

Me too! Geocities at the age of 10 😎

@eshwarenm PHP is so beautiful 🙄

@donkeyScript Surely in that case JS is the programming language?

It is not a programming language. You cannot even add 2 numbers with just HTML.

@tahnik I hope so. Not trying to glorify devs but at the same time I see enough demeaning shit about us as it is, let alone in a dev community.

@WerewolfCustoms Neither of them examples are usless to the customer though. A sorted list pronably provides for more efficient marketing which saves money. And the GUI can always affect how users view the site and therefore their retention. Sure they are usless on a scale of all software but you cannot judge fairly on that scale.

It is true but also demeaning. Yes we sit at a computer all day and do stuff. But the stuff that we do would go over her head faster than a bullet train. And sure the world survived before programmers but that was before the digital age. Without programmers today the world would fail considering most of it is run on computers that run software requiring regular patching.

When I did it I had to wait about 6 weeks 😐

I stopped wearing them as I seem to get less questions when I don't have them on 😒

Never. I did for a year then started programming as a job rather than just for fun. And when it got that "work vibe" I got stressed so much until I started gaming again. Doubt I will ever be a gamer as a career so it is an awesome outlet.

This makes me want to cry

Voting for Obama

I use all the ones mentioned. Twilight for phone. Redshift for Linux. F.lux for Windows. I work with an Optometrist who drummed into me the importance of blue light filters.

@nickhh Well then as a nitpicker can I point out you missed a semicolon 😛

5 years? We were taught it in 3 months. With the resources availavle today it is far easier.

@merlindiavova based on that link I am trained and work as a Software Engineering but prefer to be a Developer. I hate the non-coding parts of my job.

We commit every change during he day and have a reminder on our phones to push that goes off 10 mins before end of day. Plus we remind each other. Still forget at times though 😑

Using this logic my intern would name his children test1 and test2 😣

That instant you think your TV is fucked