*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!

Classic

Finish my Gradle build

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN'T STORE FILES LARGER THAN 4 GB.

I'll show myself out.

*code doesn't work*

-Run three times, just to be sure
-Its NOT the code, must be the project. Full rebuild.
-Run a few more times after rebuild didn't fix it.
-Google the issue.
-Stackoverflow must be wrong. The code is JUST like their solution.
-Run a few more times, but with your lucky underpants
-Reboot. Must be an operating system thing.
-Tea break. Give the issue time and it will fix itself.
-Run a few more times. Still unfixed
-Contact customer support.
-Walmart said they can't help.
-Consider writing your own language without this OBVIOUS flaw
-Kickstarter for c++++
-Raise $50,000
-Start a family
-Contact customer support again
-Run a few more times
-Now banned from Walmart
-Oh shit, missing a semicolon

Cannabis.

*Finds devRant*
*Downloads devRant*
*Proceeds to uninstall all other forms of social media*

Happy PI-day!

Total garbage

"So what got you in to development and programming?"

Me: well. I needed something to new to help with my depression, stress and anger.

"Oh cool. Did it help?"

Me: yes... They're so much stronger now.

I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

And the award for the most fitting ad placement goes to...

Is it just me or does a rant open twice if you double tap one you already ++'ed it🤔😅

Pretty sure this is a Product Manager.

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

Found this gem in our company's icons repo.

How to keep your sanity.

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Memory Lane

A.I steals my job; introduce devRant to A.I; A.I gets too busy ranting about all the stupid shit humans have messed up; Get my job back.

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

[Microsoft documentation]

* click here to know more about ShitException *click it*

* discover the new Surface Pro, click for purchase..

what the shit !!

Hahaha 😂😂

So you want to learn coding overnight​? 😂

—_😂_—

I sang in front of the clients to demo an app for 30 seconds. It's a dating app that allow users to sing and record a song and send it to other person. It's a famous way of courting here in the Philippines.

That was my ridicolous and embarrassing meeting ever. Hahahaha

>be me
>Get hit by a wave of depression
>Question the reason for your existence
>Open laptop start coding as a distraction
>Discover/invent/learn something new
Hey that's nice!!! (wait for the next wave of depression)

It happens all the time...

One time I was in a meeting and the UX Director fell asleep (like he had done before) but this time did a little quiet snoring. I was cracking up. A few other people noticed but he was off to the side so most just tried not to wake him and eventually he woke up.