Flat Earthers -

The Earth is FLAT.

Most People -

The Earth is a SPHERE.

People who overthink -

The Earth is a COMPOUND SHAPE.

My Friend :

The Earth was Flat, before it was proven that the Earth was a sphere.

I stubbed my toe on a fire hydrant, it really hurt.

When you're at the white house and you're wearing a Trump campaign badge -

You're a Trump supporter

When you're at the white house and you're wearing a Hillary Clinton campaign shirt -

You're a traitor

When you're at the white house and you're caught coding scratch games -

You're a Russian Hacker
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America declares a state of emergency

When you're playing the strings in an orchestra and one breaks;

Syntax error

TF?

When you think you're good at code

Python is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

When you realize you were dreaming

python is trash.