@starrynights89 I don't know, but it's that question that keeps me up at night.

@karma I kid you not my friend. I went up stairs to talk to IT and he showed me this. Apparently our last IT had custom built these machines.

I've gotten VS to run on my one gig, 8 inch tablet so I know how you feel

@wolt you are spot on my good sir, and thank you!

Sail the world on my own boat, get a bigger place so my girlfriend could move in and just focus on school, endless supply of flaming hot cheetos

@Divisionbyzero Well I mean my office was actually just the garage which I turned into an office

@juniordev It's alright man, we weren't all born with RGB ram sticks in our computer

@agentwolf44 yeah I'm guilty of that when I go to best buy. I do the palm test where I swipe the entire screen with my palm on every laptop I see. It proves nothing

@croccifixio seriously are we not doing phrasing anymore

@GlipGlop is a lurker and occasional commenter. He loves Rick & Morty waayyy too much and secretly wishes to marry @trogus

@Re-cursing I started smoking pretty early on (even before I turned 18) and I like to consider myself a full stack dev. I work by myself on phone applications but I've done web programming in the past

WM Represent!

@seven5689 here you go http://imgur.com/qsDTDQ7

Or when the XAML designer has an unhandled exception but you haven't even written anything yet.

"And I think I'll call it a Leehw"

@LenaAlcie my granddad use to say the same thing. Truly words to live by

I believe the technical term for that is "grade A bullshit"

Awe man that takes me back. Freshman year of highschool me and my buddy would right batch scripts and because the school network was so unsecured we would do the same thing to just random computers all around campus from the library

Honestly it depends on the language. If you're looking for C, C#, C++ or just absolute basics to programming try the Microsoft Virtual Academy. http://mva.microsoft.com

Dude don't worry, it will be in the hands of "Geniuses"

Thanks for my new wallpaper friend. This is how I like to imagine normal people see me

Here's another one for your personal use