Why would you want to?

Fuck all these assessments.

Revolt!

To anyone motivated enough to write a manifesto.

Here is an actual manifesto that manifests the real world.

https://halfarsedagilemanifesto.org/...

Yeah, I won’t be following Jonas Boner and his reactive manifesto.

Didn’t the unibomber write a manifesto too?

So did Hitler and the agile manifesto fuckwads.

Take your manifesto and jam it.

Yeah baby! Your in it now!

Good luck!

Just another flash in the pan front end technology. Learn it, don’t learn it. I have forgotten more front end crap than I remember. It is all a shitty facade on unreasonable complexity and continues to suck.

I salute you and the patience it must require to deal with that madness.

Run away! The front end is always a shitshow!

https://baeldung.com/java-reactive-.... Looks like the same old bullshit rebranded with a sexy name. Fucking recruiters.

How would you like me to react?

😂

Fuck being in management. I would rather extract my own teeth with no anesthesia.

Hurry up and fix everything with no fucking tools, broken tools.

What a shitshow.

@Grumpycat @MammaNeedHummus my homespun sensibilities are not following. Kill somebody over sex?

Who cares? So what! Fuck somebody else.

@MammaNeedHummus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.... ?????

@MammaNeedHummus I am missing the reference. What you talkin about Willis

@MammaNeedHummus You know it. I need hummus too!

Now dump her ass and find a brunette that likes to cook.

Fucking retarded management has no idea how fucking bad dev is in 2024. It is the worst and getting worse everyday.

Fucking AI can not replace you.

Fuck these companies.

They suck. HR suck my dick.

Get a better job.

Fuck her and move on to the next victim. You are a god.

Spill it. What else did you do?

Got kids? She working too? Describe your situation.

This is a rat race and you are one of the rats!

Sad but true.

Your coworkers are not your friends.

You are in a competition buddy. Wake up!

Oh you poor delusional fuck. I am happy for you.

Why does she want a divorce?

Spill it.

I wanted a divorce for three reasons
1. Quit drinking bitch
2. Stop nagging bitch
3. Get a fucking job.

After three years of marriage counseling no improvement.

Am I the asshole?

Divorce is hell. Been there done that. Don’t recommend it.

Brilliant.

Ferris Bueller your my hero.

😂

I regret working for a bank but at the time I needed a paycheck. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

For penance read this cover to cover.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Catholic guilt…