I worked on a codebase where one of the previous devs used ascii art to embed a picture of a radioactive city and had a long comment that said the code was radioactive and that you should turn back to avoid radiation burns.

Spend more time arguing with the AI than getting anything done.

The websockets worked great until you tried running them through an ibm powerblade. I placed this technical detail firmly in the category of not my fucking problem.

Ha ha ha! UPS

Aka

You People Suck!

Version control is overrated

That is what you get for caring. Sharing is caring.

There are many narcissistic assholes in tech. Spot them, avoid them. Go elsewhere.

I have done contract to hire but I was thinking about one of those services like flexwork, fiver or upwork because fuck hiring managers.

Yes. We need unions. This shit is pathetic.

Chief technology officer = career technically over.

Fuck all the scumbags in the c-suite.

The tech of AI is overhyped. Now everyone is trying to use it in inappropriate places.

It causes a lot of time waste.

@kanyewest yes

Why would you want to?

To anyone motivated enough to write a manifesto.

Here is an actual manifesto that manifests the real world.

https://halfarsedagilemanifesto.org/...

Yeah, I won’t be following Jonas Boner and his reactive manifesto.

Didn’t the unibomber write a manifesto too?

So did Hitler and the agile manifesto fuckwads.

Take your manifesto and jam it.

Yeah baby! Your in it now!

Good luck!

I salute you and the patience it must require to deal with that madness.

Run away! The front end is always a shitshow!

https://baeldung.com/java-reactive-.... Looks like the same old bullshit rebranded with a sexy name. Fucking recruiters.

How would you like me to react?

😂

Fuck being in management. I would rather extract my own teeth with no anesthesia.

Hurry up and fix everything with no fucking tools, broken tools.

What a shitshow.

@Grumpycat @MammaNeedHummus my homespun sensibilities are not following. Kill somebody over sex?

Who cares? So what! Fuck somebody else.

@MammaNeedHummus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.... ?????

@MammaNeedHummus I am missing the reference. What you talkin about Willis

@MammaNeedHummus You know it. I need hummus too!

Now dump her ass and find a brunette that likes to cook.

Fucking retarded management has no idea how fucking bad dev is in 2024. It is the worst and getting worse everyday.

Fucking AI can not replace you.

Fuck these companies.

They suck. HR suck my dick.

Get a better job.