I remember seeing an ad for Edge coming to iOS and Android titled “You asked, we listened!”

Who the fuck asked?

Funny, I typed in the URL and it redirected to Azure...

It's not all bad, if you need to deliver bad news you can look solemn then take your glasses off... Adds real dramatic effect.

I've seen a Mac with 3 layers of icons on the desktop before, the user worked from the finder window with them all in list view...

I threw up in my mouth a little.

About a year ago one of my colleagues put 5 layers of stickers over the sensor on my mouse. After removing them all, still didn't work... I took the battery out and he had taken the effort of making a tiny troll face sticker and placing it at the end of the battery...