Surely a joke

Plus they are probably paying for the WiFi.

@QueenMorgana I thought this guy just liked smoking haha

Simply run away.

@BrokeTheInteger yeah I think next time I'll ignore the advise and deploy anyway.

I would leave at this point.

You was supposed to put your mouth on their genitals. Next time remember your tissues or if you really want to impress a silk handkerchief goes miles.

@YousifMansour without iteration

@feature you could turn all the email addresses into images.

@skbharman it is machine made. It is the same as saying that a machine with a press that prints pictures of trees has creativity.

This is engineering not SciFi.

@freakko its not creativity.

@Codex404 just an example, can't directly remember a real life scenario right now.

Yeah its absolutely ridiculous.

They are basically saying to me they can handle any problem that happens in their projects back end, middleware or front end without extensive help from the internet.

Then you also get the types who patch bugs in random areas of the stack rather than fixing it where it became a problem.

Easy example is front end website shows text all in lower case, so they call a function to make it camel case. When really they could of fixed the issue in the database.

These fixes get out of hand fast and then the whole stack is poisoned.

GOOD.

@bittersweet I'm pretty sure any AI with this level of consciousness and the ability to kill itself. Would do so as a realisation of what it is and its existence. Similar to the butter passing robot in Rick and Morty. This is also why some humans take pills/drink alcohol/fill in substance here. Without an easy way out or an environment that encourages/forces you to stay alive... Well I think being self aware is hard. It is a privilege and a curse.

@skbharman maybe if I'm not human made, dun dun duuuun.

@thewizard mhrmm its just weightings that are created with applied maths. True sentience requires more.

They are just tools you tools.

@lo98be no reason, he's clearly high as fuck.

Maybe x isn't always a Boolean.

We'll be fine for a long time. Demand is still higher than supply.

@corjaantje tell me about it, these guys are the bean counters of the agile world and the jira boards do their bidding.

@stackodev one summons ghost, one organises work..

Space master race

@ChappIO Where good sir?

@lo98be This guy knows. Just order a reel of LEDs and go nuts!

Get rid of that jQuery, you dont need that shit. http://youmightnotneedjquery.com

Bring a tissue to wipe your mouth with for after the interview and make sure you swallow. Pro tip, close your eyes and breath via nose.

@darthtigris I take it you didn't take it..

Dont forget to bring a tissue. When they ask for fellatio, just go for it, close your eyes and it will be all over fairly soon I promise x