Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

you: "then can i just stick my usb in ur ass?"

Great to be here. @Lahsen2016

I wish. Hahaha @nickj

Is there some reason for this abject lack of trust? O.o

In my university

If
Pentester/SocialEngineer = Dangerous Hackerman
Then set.fear:1337 @Zaphod65

Ikr?!@amahlaka

I like how neat and new it looks in it's packaging. Makes it almost a shame to open.@amahlaka

Lol ;) @amahlaka

I'd actually consider that a compliment.

He's saying "Not only do I consider you smart enough to turn a flash drive into something malicious, you are devious enough to actually do it!".

I did take it as a compliment hahaha. I wonder if i should start using what the kids these days call an "emoji"@brahn

Surely a joke

I once wrote a virus that would run from a USB stick, and would silently upload all files on a computer to my server. The idea was to plug it in to a computer that my teacher was logged in to and have it steal tests. Sadly, I never was courageous enough to attempt using it. I did have fun developing it though.

Ah, school times. Lot's of fun! :)

Teacher: You're failing German.

Me: No I am not.

*Teacher logs in on server to verify*

Teacher: .. how the ...

me at work

Just say if you wanted to hack him you would have, even if it's an empty threat it can work.

@erik404 One of my study mates did this in highschool. He hacked an admin account and changed all his grades.
It was of course found out and he got banned from the school.
Mind I say it was his final year 😂

@aaxa ahaha same thing happend with me eventually :)

@amahlaka I did, got ratted out by who I thought was a friend.

@erik404 did a con for our school admin to log in on my computer to test if he could connect to the wifi with his credentials. All it took was a homemade keylogger and confidence. Never had the balls to do anything with the info, tho..

Wifi credentials were the same as login for our internal management software if anyone is wondering.

@erik404 Hehe, the one from my school didn't just give himself passing grades. He had that already. He needed better grades to enter the university he wanted. So he went from, like, a bit below the middle of the scale to almost perfect grades 😂

Then don’t distribute assignments that way, you fucktard.

Hope somebody else slips him a keylogger.

@Tobias Can you post the code somewhere?

@releaseHUN I'd rather not. It's written in .NET 2.0 and contains hardcoded references to my own domains

Ur on ur way to having a stressball!! @NullnVoid

I am? XD @nickj

@NullnVoid less than 70++ and you can request for it

Oh cool :D @nickj

... So how did you deliver your project, then? On paper?

Yeah, i was given a template via messenger .@haabe

Almost at the stress ball :)

What is this stress ball you keep telling me? Hahaha@marens101

@NullnVoid , it's the cool thingy dfox and trogus send you when one of your rants gets more than 500 ++s
you need to email them and ask for it

Ooo, thanks for the heads up :)@lo98be

*Laughs with* @amahlaka

GET A STRESS BALL

oh, right hahaha.@nickj