@cuddlyogre I don’t care about Apple and its reputation. Every company is evil. All I care about is good products. And Apple's are unmatched, but admittedly expensive.

What gets on my nerves is not that you criticize Apple but your attitude that you assume that your artificial problems are experienced by the vast majority of users.
That’s just bullshit.
And then you act like you need to warn others about it, which is also bullshit.

You can repeat the same shit with your examples all day long and I can repeat that it works perfectly fine for everyone who I know and for me, all day long.

Maybe you should just disable autocorrect?

Switch from web dev to literally any other kind of software development. Problem solved.

For extra cruelty points, make the xml like tags long enough that they need to break on the next line. Embrace the insanity that unfolds shortly after.

@cuddlyogre your hatred for Apple is so strong that you automatically assume that everyone that doesn’t agree with your rant, is automatically just a fanboy who loves Apple.

It’s never black or white, except maybe in your case, it is.

Depends on the company but normally not.

That makes sense. Passing exams is not about being smart. It’s about being willing to learn a lot of useless shit.

@cuddlyogre iPhone dev and user since the beginning of iPhones, had countless different iPhones, private, company and test devices. Worked with people who were also iPhone users, iPhone devs. Talked with people who use iPhone daily, not for work.

Not a single one mentioned those problems which you have. Not a single time had I any of your problems.

So I’m pretty sure that you are the problem. I don’t know what the fuck you are doing, but you do it so wrong so consistently, it’s fascinating!

But no, keep complaining about how the keyboard on ios is completely broken, ignore all the defenders who are paid by Apple.

You are awesome!
(Written easily, not autocorrected to swine)

@cuddlyogre Oh I haven’t heard that from you before! Very clever and original! Hahaha! What a great joke! Can’t wait to hear it again when you complain about your keyboard problem for the hundredth time again!

Please make more rants about that! You haven’t talked about it enough!

Terrorists win

Indian English is so bad, I understand Hindi better than I understand Indian English. And I literally don’t know a single word in Hindi.

Yes

@devRancid I haven’t used obfuscators for more than a decade but back then it was Java.
IIRC, the code is not necessarily "more". But even if it is more, it doesn’t mean it’s slower. The magic of compilation.

@devRancid Ah, javascript. What I wanted to say is that obfuscators for real languages shouldn’t make the code slower.

@devRancid obfuscation normally doesn‘t make the program run more slowly.

Deadpool might have an answer

@kiki what is GA?

That’s dark.

One of my greatest fears is being trapped in a conscious state in a body that can’t move.

In both cases you can’t change it.

Nuking the old code and starting from scratch might be less effort.

@Demolishun but without drugs, how are you supposed to make someone use javascript?

Didn’t know that you are from Switzerland. Also, haven’t heard from you for a long time.

@jiraTicket or they do this to cover up the fact that they don‘t know what they are doing.

It could be anything:

* jewelry
* torture device
* sex toy

Retro and fit both are great words. Surely combined they will be even grater.

Throw first dart for the number.
Throw the second dart for days/weeks/months.

@NeatNerdPrime And everyone should watch all the seasons of Firefly after season 1, that should have existed.

Go is definitely overhyped. But JS doesn‘t treat utf8 strings correctly, either. To be fair, most languages don‘t do it right. The only language that I know which handles strings correctly is Swift.

For example most languages will report a simple "🤡" string as length 4. and when you try to access the first character you get something wrong, not the original emoji.

Handling strings correctly is a very, very complex and complicated topic. I heard a talk about that. One but not the only problem is that utf8 characters (or what we intuitively think of as characters) can have variable size/length.
Most languages are too old or too lazy (Go?) to make it right.

Overrated movies. Both, the old and the new one (both parts).

I enjoyed the games more. Westwood ftw!

@DamoMac You can swap the control and command keys in the system settings and it will fix most of the shortcuts like control+A, +Z, +C, +V.

For the rest I recommend the free tool Ukelele.