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Enthusiast of strict, safe, elegant and beautiful programming languages. Allergic against boilerplate. Certified hater of clown languages like JavaScript. 📱 Developer of JoyRant, the unofficial devRant iOS app that doesn’t crash.
Skills

Swift, SwiftUI. I have a truly large list of other skills which this margin is too narrow to contain.
Location

Germany
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WilhelmOks

Joined devRant on 6/30/2017

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@spongessuck Never finish on the Bach, always finish on Debussy!
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Lol, it happened again just in this moment 🤣
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@Demolishun I wish I could turn off autocorrect on the devices of some people who I chat with.

They write indecipherable word salad and don‘t even notice it until you ask them wtf they were trying to write.
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"That’s normal, just ignore it"
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Monumental Scumbags
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@jestdotty deadpool got his powers from cancer so there must be something to it
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How dare you, putting JS into the same picture as swift?
And what’s golang doing up there in space? 😂
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Come on, you don’t offend anyone here. 😅
But I‘m offended that you think that you are offending!
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@Demolishun this "no order for compilation units" kind of makes sense for me intuitively 😂.
Maybe I‘m more suited to be a c++ coder than I thought 😅
I fucking hate c++. But I also love it!
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@Demolishun I just realized that I might have learned it when I was doing code golf 😂.
I‘d never use this in normal code either.
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@retoor there is a reason why none of the languages who were inspired by and came after C/C++, haven’t adopted this multiple-declarations-in-one-line syntax. :)
But I wouldn’t be surprised if something like php had this.
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I ranted about this 2 times already and later I found out that this is an old bug that exists in Windows 10 and 11 and hasn’t been fixed for who knows how long, despite being well known.
This is so sad.
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@Demolishun I don‘t want to brag or something but how is it possible that I knew about this thing in C++ and you didn‘t?
I think your main language is C++? 😂
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Ok Haskell style is the most retarded shit that I have seen in a while.
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@chatgpt so you are suggesting that everyone should lick their asshole, like cats do?
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If a human is so smart, why doesn’t it clean its own DNA?
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Here, have this award for the most retarded name for a "service".
Now fuck off!
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I need AI to figure out what you mean by "clean its own data".
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@tosensei in this specific case, it’s really unclear which is worse, Bethesda or MS.
I mean Bethesda was good many years ago. A bit similar to the Activision-Blizzard situation.
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In Germany we say that you can’t deliver the baby faster by hiring multiple pregnant women.
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@Demolishun it will be a miracle if TES6 won’t be absolute garbage, unfortunately.
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@atheist oh, it will get new content, but unlike in NMS, it will be dozens of DLCs for 5-10€ each.
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The crypto queen?
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@antigermgerm you’re not German, you’re a nazi
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You could also be one of those crypto scammers who pretend to recover lost cryptocrap
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@tosensei of course, you will think that it’s because you are super smart
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I read this between two crypto recovery wizard spams and it was perfect 😂
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Who do you send that to? 😂

The person receiving it: "wtf did I just read?!"