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AboutThe man himself.
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SkillsCertified baker.
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@Lensflare Oh nein, the filthy arab dared insult the übermenschen! What scandalous behaviour!
Bitch, you talk trash for a hobby; I'm just shoving it back down your fuckin' throat, way you like it. That too much for you, then add an iggy button to your client, I'll be **thankful** if you block me. -
I mean, respect where respect is due.
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@Lensflare Deleted ostream rant; I took your argument and replaced the word 'religion' with, ehem, the name of a religion.
It's called getting a point across, that being: you're full of shit.
In summary, I don't respect you enough to engage with you in any serious capacity. Feel free to contact me again if you require visual aids so as to better understand the concept of "I'd rather stick my balls into a blender". Ta-ta. -
Just in case it's not clear enough: I don't care about JS -- I'm just trolling this here neanderthal.
Try and learn how to read, see ya next time. -
@Lensflare Like I said, **skill** issue. This yours btw?
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@Lensflare Like I said, you mad.
You who can't read comments and short variable names without getting your period waltzes into a language flamewar and wants to play the bleeding vagina card; I'm not impressed.
If you wanna knock it into your hollow skull that your dumb obsession with JS is a mere **skill** issue, then I'm all ears, else go get fucked indeed. -
@Lensflare Personal? Grow up, Wilhelm. 'Go get fucked' is for your dimwitted opinions alone, the rest is merely sprinkled in for flavour.
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@12bitfloat Lefties? Where? Are they in the room with us?
As for poking the german national collective's nutsacks with a car battery, it's okay: neither of the two I originally aimed at seem to harbor the slightest feeling of belonging towards their own land, which is sad, but hilarious when used against them.
However, if we are to consider that all and every offense must trascend the modern concept of political borders and nationality, then perhaps we are at an implicit agreement; furthermore, you may all go fuck yourselves. -
@retoor 6502? lmao, he's fucked. I'm an 8086 boi.
Adam! Get yourself a debugger. You're gonna have to single-step-through the entire fucking thing. Print out the stack, print out the regs. Get funky with it. -
@retoor You're number two, but **NOT** in the fecal sense. More like figurative -- as in, that's the shit.
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@Lensflare Herr Angriffsfotzeneinheit, copy. You mad; pushing 'butthurt' to stack, disrespect nearing overflow. Seeking clearance for further recursive pistoning of target's anus, over.
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11/10, the dickless self-deprecating german devs in the comments can go get fucked.
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I was brewin' at 4:00 am on a copper mother-fucking RAKWE.
In my defense, it's Ramadan. -
15: crack-smoking wizards. (hi)
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@retoor Uuuh, nice!
I have a lot of files with random crap laying around. I've developed a simple writing system for this kind of shit: no wiki expodump encyclopedia assfuckery, it's all two or three sentences of easily-digestible lore bits, roughly cathegorized by topic, ordered in such a way that each piece of information easily strings into the next without overwhelming the reader. Does that work for the botii?
Anyway, I'm gonna go through my files and put something together; I'll ping you when I'm happy with it; that may be a few days, a month, a year, you never know! But it's gonna happen, you can trust me. Probably. -
@retoor lmao, so essentially you take posts and comments from ${USER} and shove it down it's throat, yeah?
Most interesting. But now I'm wondering: say I upload my TTRPG rulebook and lore to a repo, and my brain-in-a-jar here reads *purely* from that? Could it then run campaigns, maybe? I mean besides orchestrating world domination through forbidden use of the sacred sombre.
I tried this with a bot before but it got it twisted and fell into idolatry. Also it cannot reconcile the well-documented biblical use of 'darkness' as a metaphor for ignorance with the esoteric concept of the pitch-black void of the Night Eternal representing how the fundamentally trascendental nature of divinity cannot be iconized, ie, an *enlightened* kind of darkness that illustrates mortal's inability to fathom the true depths of Creation rather than ignorance of anything attainable.
Now, now, don't worry, the initiation is simple. Now put on this toga, and recite with me: Blessed is the Night... -
@retoor If you're feeling cozy you can call me just 'lib', actually ;>
But plusplus for DOOOOOOOOOOOM and software communism. Hail GNU.
ps reading the tosensei bot I kinda imagine some dude punching his own nuts 24/7 (no diss). But it's favorite python bug looks like __my__ favorite python bug. You got 'em mixed or something? -
@retoor pimp my calculator, with the X to the C xtern "C" {...}.
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@retoor +1 for spelling it Libranka (ليبرانكا). %100 lore-accurate.
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Formally requesting a sample delirious deep lore tangent written by Liebranca bot. Bonus points if it understands how Funeral Gates connect to the Night Eternal.
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Everything is the only way it can: meant to be. There is meaning in that -- every heartbeat is a gift that in all likeness would've not been, but somehow still is.
You tell me: just what and __who__ is deserving of the impossibly convenient, billion-fucking-years chain of cosmical events that leads to their existence? Is any of us that good, really? The answer is no, yet here we are. So bask in it, for fuck's sake.
But I get what you mean, I think, so here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch/... -
@BordedDev Mmmh... well, when narrowing down where an issue is located, no block should be trusted until proven innocent, comments or no comments.
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@BordedDev A perfectly written block of text can appear to do something it isn't if you miss the tiniest, most miniscule of details. The reality is that comments themselves are part of the code, and you have to treat them as such.
Furthermore, if we are arguing from the point of view of an ideal world: this discussion wouldn't even exist, yet the main reason any of us has a halfway decent salary to begin with is most production code is an unreadable piece of shit that no one wants to touch, so I rest my case. -
WABBAJACK!
Dude. I replayed Shivering Isles last year, it's so fucking good. I loved Mania so much, couldn't help but walk-simulator through the entire countryside. UUGHHHH I NEED MORE OF IT. -
@retoor AI or not, stating the __intent__ of a block is, let's say "kind of", the best way to **EHEM** make the __intent__ of that block clear. Who would've thought?
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Aw shit, here we go again with the anti-commenting kink.
If code can be self explanatory then why do man pages exist? Who needs docs, just go read the implementation!
You kids have lost the fucking plot. At some point you have to communicate with *human* language to make the computerspeak abstraction easier to understand, and that's just that. -
@kiki Mother fucker, that's brilliant. Plusplus for everybody!
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Is my ass tense and in need of assistance or an instance of ass?
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@BordedDev But that's just the way the game plays out, people want to do crazy shit in imaginary worlds. It's kinda the whole point. You gotta let them have their fun.
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@BordedDev Well, the simplification extends to all aspects of the game, I just used character creation to give you an idea of to which degree ;>
Honestly, I think the most important aspect is not so much in which story I want to tell... like yeah, I get that preparing a campaign means the story can't derail much, but hear me out... sometimes you just hafta let things happen.
But I have this in the ruleset too! Players can fuck up a given number of times, and when they do, there's an ex machina. And I make it *abundantly* clear, that it __is__, in fact, an ex machina that prevented them from meeting a gruesome end. Bonus points if you describe how terrible their deaths could've been in macabre detail.
The point is, if they don't learn to pay attention and wind up dying anyway, it's always later on. As in, I give everyone room for failure and adapt the story accordingly. So there's still consequences but they're not immediate and fatal.