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AboutExcel is not a database
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And I'm so done -
I haven't tried fuck drinking.
I've heard great things about both separately though -
My code is disgusting because I use all my power keeping the others in check
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@donkulator are you starting to behave like a boomer?
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@donkulator I think you should rub all your food on it
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Poes
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That last one is a real doozy
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@DamoMac nice. Some alternatives. Scrambled Egg, Huge Financial Drain, Screampie, Semen Demon, Loin Fruit
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Don't see why should get hate for this. It's a power move
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@shovethisrant apparently it does the same thing to the brain as drugs
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Please tell me the kid's legal name is Crotch Goblin
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@Lucky-Loek Delphi was legacy before it was even created
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@kanyewest how did you know?
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@jestdotty oh actually I'm already sorted on both those fronts
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I feel your pain. I am glad it's not just me who must deal with such nonsense
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@fullstackcircus that's exactly what I'm getting at. It's quite popular to say the opposite. But is this way not also true? You can know facts that do not support how you feel but you still feel that way
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@kiki someone needs to
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@retoor I suppose I should be grateful that my 2 remaining hairs IRL are blonde
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@retoor thank you. I needed that
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@virtualdev Good lord the proof one... I had to waste 300 hours on something once basically to prove it couldn't be done except the way that I suggested in the first place
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@virtualdev I'm pretty sure I was meant to be a cat. I find what you say about the meaning to generally be true. I did have last week though my boss was like "just use the step through thing then you can find problems faster" And then he showed me and while it's true what he said, the actual speed he was going at was faster than I can think
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I had a glorious viking beard at the time
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@devdiddydog Thanks yrea I've been pretty careful about that very thing. Of course I'm still just in the investigating options phase
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@dissolvedgirl damn no kidding when you said legacy
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@dissolvedgirl what was the stack?
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@devdiddydog How long did it take to gain real traction?
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LinkedIn: You appeared in 30 searches this week
Me: okay, so where job? -
I'm actually having the opposite issue where everything is always too urgent because it's already in production
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@lorentz and you make money doing this?
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POES. I'll think of something for it to stand for