Getting into a bed with fresh sheets after a long shower is heaven

Not many things would get me out of bed rn

I kinda want to quit programming and restore vintage bicycles instead.

Yo boss, I think we have a broken build. Because cargo complains of yanked dependency.

The dependency.

https://crates.io/crates/nigger/...

pew pew

Possibly the best bug report I've received so far.

https://imgur.com/GCnt5kE

I asked my 2 younger kids: What is the dumbest thing a teacher has said this year?

11 year old: "My teacher said our class is like a big family."

How is she at 11 so wise?

Onder invloed van lsd bepaal ik de regels en wordt je lot met een katana bezegeld ❤️

"It's not easy being a dictator. You have to constantly monitor your citizens, oppress dissent, and make sure your hair looks perfect." - tropico 6

Today my cat, my oldest girlfriend, passed away. She chose to be in the sun for her passing. I'm happy she had a good life in the end with all the space she needed. She did not suffer. It was sudden and just a cardiac arrest.

May she hunt many more mice and little birds in the afterlife.

Cat of the day (mine!)

before and after lobotomy

My $18 eBay find has Blockbuster app on it.

Please who the fuck wrote sql query with 6 nested select queries as 1 giant view. Literally 6 paranteses. Garbage 30 year old legacy codebase Please fuck off i now understand why nobody wants to work on this bullshit

Cat of the day — mine again!

age++ 😎

Cat of the day. My wife and I rescued this one

Cat of the day

Cat of the day

new setup. ya dig?

I bought a $1 Steam game called Square Brawl some 5 years ago. It's a minimalistic arena battle with forgiving physics, diverse and satisfying weapons and a geometric design based on squares.

It's among my favourite couch multiplayer games, but the programming is shit. The resolution is weird, the launcher is some default config screen that came with the game engine, with a controller it's tricky to avoid picking a second color by accident which spawns a ghost player that is jointly controlled by the AI and the player. Sometimes the game spawns 10 copies of everyone, all of which you control at the same time. Getting stuck inside walls is commonplace.

On an unrelated note, I'm making a minimalistic arena battle with forgiving physics, diverse and satisfying weapons and a geometric design based on squares. It's gonna be FOSS and web-based. I haven't settled on a name yet but I think Tetragon Tussle might be good.

I feel soo good and so much better after dumping a big shit. Feel like i lose weight and corporate bs each time i dump a big pile of Shit

So which programming language is the best in 2024
https://aprogrammerlife.com/top-rat...

Got basically nothing done yesterday because I was absolutely exhausted the entire day. Thanks, doxxing thread. But I couldn’t sleep anyway so whatever.

Told everyone at home that I wanted a really productive day tomorrow (today) because of it.

Guess what happened?
Endless fucking distractions.
Because of course.

• Cooking since apparently it’s my job.
• Extended computer repair and maintenance, since that’s apparently my job even when it’s not my computer.
• Conversations.
• Children following me.
• People paraphrasing politics.
• People summarizing stupid fail videos.
• People relating stupid prank videos.
• More conversations.
• Endless random nonsense comments from children.
• Endless noises from children’s toys, tablets, playing, etc.
• Children following me when I leave.
• Taking half an hour to order food instead of five minutes.
• Cleaning since nobody else ever does.
• Picking up toys since nobody else will and I’M FUCKING TIRED OF STEPPING ON AND TRIPPING OVER THEM.
• More fucking food prep.
• Endless random nonsense comments from children.
• More conversations.

Is it any wonder I’m so fucking pissed off every workday?

I can’t wait to move so I can have a fucking office with a fucking door and a fucking lock. And you know what? I’m going to splurge and install some fucking soundproofing, too.

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!? I’M PAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING EVERYTHING. FUCK THE FUCK OFF!

After spending a few months on this site, what strikes me the most, is how unhappy a lot of programmers are.

It kind of makes me sad to see so many of you struggle with office politics bullshit everyday.

I have a confession to make.

I've never had a programming job, or freelanced, yet I have made a very comfortable living with programming and marketing for the past 20 years.

I make my living by finding niches where there is shit software, and creating a better alarm clock.

The first 5-10 years of doing this, I worked my ass off (throughout my twenties)
But during most of my thirties, I barely had to
work to keep it all up. I get residual income still
from stuff I did 10 years ago.

I'm curious if anyone at all would be interested in learning how to do this, quitting their job, for example, or, just having the freedom to write your own code without answering to anybody but your own customers. Many of whom you never have to talk to, they go to your site, they buy, and rarely ever send emails (if you do it right)

Everybody here has knowledge that is so bankable, yet they seem to just surrender to
asshole bosses and clients. It doesn't have to
be like that.

If you'd be interested in this, please ++ this.

I'm thinking of creating an online course about creating and marketing your own software, specifically for programmers like you guys. and girls.

I genuinely just want to see if there's interest. I hope that's ok.

Hello, im new here.

You guys seems very interactive. How many active user in this app?

Btw i cant download this app in playstore XD

Hold on.... My gf lives alone. But her toilet seat is always up?

Even if I was in desperate need of getting a job, I would be jobless than getting an entry level job in TCS.

I said what I said !!

one week without nicotine!

> Be me
> Be the new dev at the company.
> "I'll take it easy in the first few sprints and pick the easy tickets that dont seem to have any creeping in them"
> Pick the worst tickets there are and only find out they're a pain in the ass afterwards
> The whole sprint is full of these tickets, we're essentially refactoring the codebase.

Why it's easier to program at midnight