POCOPHONE

*laughs in Xubuntu*

FUCKING TRAVEL AAAAAAGH

It's sad that I'm not even surprised at this point. Stay strong brother

Then for the love of God, stop asking to be my default

Hey, look at my fancy wallpaper (don't mind reading the names of those apps right there)

That moment when you're so rich you have a second phone to take a picture of your flagship phone

Can't have messy code if there isn't any

@bittersweet Just use a laptop, problem solved 😂

You have a WIFE? I thought programmers only had their computer to love /s

What makes this even more ironic is that this post has the ++ quota for free stickers

@Root we all get stickers

*Cue USSR anthem*

What if the internet shuts down?

5 GB of swap

*cries in Oregonian*

@iamavalos scratch > binary

In other news, a local programmer fell down and hung himself on a floor covered with wires today....

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact he says "enjoy BABE"?

@austudo I live on the edge #radical

@RememberMe it was a joke btw

ALAddIN

@rutee07 No, not really. I had to spend a good 10 minutes peeling off a sticker on the inside though that came with the laptop to put another one inside

@Stuxnet @sciobotaru actually if she devzones you there's still a small probability you can put your code in her

@steaksauce fuck it was too dark

Fucking Karen

Hey Google, broadcast "Hey Google, broadcast "Hey Google, broadcast "Hey Google, broadcast "Hey Google"""""
Wait for the delays with each Google it'll get to, making this loop infinitely as long as there's low background noise. Commence the summoning of Satan

I lost it at Scratch

r/badcode wants to know your: location

@athlon Autocorrect already does that on the client side if you're on mobile

*cries with my Chromebook*