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kweakzs
6y

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

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  • 40
    6y
    @sciobotaru False.

    You still have a chance to at least hit it in the devzone.

    Ain't getting shit in the friend zone except shit like "thanks buddy" after you pour out a lot of emotion into a conversation lol
  • 55
    6y
    @sciobotaru and you'll get paid in EXPOSURE!
  • 13
    6y
    O.U.C.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 19
    6y
    oh man, I'm sorry to hear but I was eating my morning chocolate croissant and sipping my coffee when your rant choked me up.
  • 33
    6y
    not only devzoned but appzoned... even worse..
  • 14
    6y
    Not all is lost. It might be an excuse to stay in touch? And a good one at that, where you get to potentially meet up on regular basis, and build something up together, potentially more than just an app. That just might be her agenda!
  • 2
    6y
    LOL
  • 4
    6y
    I have this workout idea...
  • 7
    6y
    Even worst, they want to sell you some Tupperware or trying to recruit you into their MLM network.. 😂
  • 9
    6y
    @rutee07 your profile is completely appropriate for you comment
  • 1
    6y
    ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
  • 2
    6y
    Feel you.. maybe you can leverage the fact that you are in touch tho :) Try and see slowly if she is interested to go out with you outside the scope of the app proposal
  • 15
    6y
    Build it, sell it to someone who is not her, make billions, profit. Buy a robot girlfriend with the cash
  • 5
    6y
    Sometimes that shit is an excuse to hangout.
    You can just explore the idea, invite her for a coffee, breakfast, then move to dinners.
  • 1
    6y
    @sciobotaru nice term coin, quick somebody do a wiki page
  • 1
    6y
    @rutee07 my goddamn sides
  • 1
    6y
    This is like the developer version of friendzone.. damn
  • 2
    6y
    @mordax I see. You are a dev of culture, as well.
  • 1
    6y
    This was epic LOL
  • 1
    6y
    Right in the feels
  • 1
    6y
    @Stuxnet @sciobotaru actually if she devzones you there's still a small probability you can put your code in her
  • 0
    6y
    Hahahaha that's worse than an old crush selling a MLM scam
  • 3
    6y
    She's intentionally playing the flirt. Don't. Get. Used.
  • 1
    6y
    Was it a good app idea at least?
  • 0
    6y
    f
  • 0
    6y
    I’m sorry I found this so funny
  • 1
    6y
    @kweakzs b- body exposure? 😢
  • 0
    6y
    @rutee07 brah! Your fucking profile have me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!
  • 0
    4y
    You want sex! 😘
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