When you take trust but verify a little to seriously

It's only an if statement right? /s

I always just look around the office and pick three random objects with names longer than 3 letters then mangle them together in a way that is easy to understand.

V1sineSp00nC@l1pers

or I just think up a pass phrase like, "Fish are friends not food" then mangle it into something easy to type out.

But management is freaking out and therefore the world is on fire. Have you checked the sync process? I'm pretty sure someone said it was broken.

Combine them with i2c to make a truly special combo.

@Codex404 you could also do it with a string array and a for loop and it would be much less code. I wonder if it would be more efficient though...

I mean... It's just an if statement right?

Oh yeah! Especially when they are all melted and they burst in your mouth!

10 echo "Nancy is a noffle launcher"
20 goto 10

They just wanted to rev the engine a little bit...

I always just pick a technology in the ad and say I want to work for you to build my skill in X technology.

Yeah, I would complain loudly. I would use words like "negligent", "amatuer hour", and phrases like, "Git acts as a save button for the code. If something goes wrong we can always restore the save to a working point"

You should probably schedule a 15 minute meeting with your boss and have a powerpoint on the benefits that git could bring to the company. Include scenarios that go into detail about cost saving and time saving. It's what I'd do.

What's an RPA?

It's like building a wall. There's plumbing, electricity, weight bearing frames, insulation, doorways, and a nice exterior of drywall to hide all that infrastructure.

But we put in the insulation first, then the drywall, then tried to backport in plumbing and electricity, only to realize these don't have a structure to attach those to, the new construction guys want to tear the wall down and build it right, but they just build it wrong in a different order. It's mildly better, but if we had just kept at the first wall it would have been just as good.

I still don't get mailing lists. They always have that terribly font and there's everybodies headers and footers with like 1 sentence of actual message. I wish there was a book on how to understand mailing lists. I need mailing lists for dummies

I'm no WebDev, but I've tried to be every couple of years. So far Vue is the absolute easiest way to create a website. It takes the HTML/CSS/JS model and transforms it into making building blocks that fit together. Plus Vue has minimal JS so I really like it there. I spend more time in the HTML or CSS. It's the fastest and cleanest WebDev experience I've had. (and once again, I hate Web Development.)

Hey look it's a benchy

9 women can't make a baby in a month.

You can use go. I'm not sure exactly how, but it's supported https://github.com/golang/go/...

@ajit555 Specifically I followed this guide for setting up Sublime text. VS Code also has something similar that is easier to install, but I paid for sublime text so I'm going to use it...

https://alexedwards.net/blog/...

@ajit555 I just use sublime text with some plugins for auto complete and fmt on save and such.

I love go. I've coded in C++, Java, python, and c#. And I'd still rather be coding in go. It's fast to learn, easy to write, and easy to read. It spoils you with tools like gofmt that will format your code exactly like everyone else's go code. Is easy to set up an environment and start coding. Is just the most pleasant coding experience I've ever had. I love it

Optimize a random function. Keep rewriting it until it's completely foreign to anyone but yourself. That should keep the bug reports flowing

Weird. Personally I can't work unless I have a gnome desktop with it's awesome screen managing environment. I've been using Ubuntu as my primary OS for a few years now. Even the early GNOME ubuntu 16 distro worked very well for me. It's worked so well that I've never actually explored any other distro flavors. Maybe I just lucked out with the right hardware.

Let's just say that every bit of Java script I've learned has been against my will.

Sharp corners

Sounds vaguely like grpc.

The only thing I really don't like about it is having to download every bit of source code to the machine your software runs on. PIP is fine except when it doesn't quite download the package correctly, then when you reinstall it uses the broken package from the cache. Then you have to delete the cache. I just hated deploying python code

Good Jobert Robert

I kinda get where he's coming from. I would write out instructions for my colleagues and on the step I know it would report some error I left an explicit note telling them to ignore the error and carry on with the rest of the steps. Don't worry, it's fine. Then the next day I would have an email asking if it was fine to continue because it said error on the screen.

I can see his point of view that showing an "error" screen would cause his users to freak out, but I don't think he provided the correct solution.