crontab -e

58 23 ** * open https://youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc

Start them young

Week 1 : Be told website needs to be responsive for all main mobile devices. Code and complete.
Week 2 : Go back to previous work
Week 3 : Oh the MD is doing a demo this week (which was arranged in week 1) of the responsive site, can you change almost everything and add all this new functionality before Tuesday....

Boss : we need you for a voice conference at 7AM tomorrow in case of technical questions

Me : Sure thing

I work from home so will most probably still be in just underwear

@localhost my work set up. Work Laptop with dual screen on the left, home PC with devRant open on the right xD

Client : This functionality doesn't seem to be working.

Me : What browser are you using?

Client : Internet Explorer. Do you know of a quick fix?

Me : Use a different browser...

When your sales guy sells your web based platform as an app when you've just finished making it responsive for mobile devices......