I know you guys all shake in excitation knowing my album is coming. Well, rest assured, it's coming.

Apprently @Lensflare is very attractive and looks like swoden, the ultimate chad. Fucking germans genes, so unfair.

Life update:

- Got a job. Will start in Jan. I lost my other contract in september, so it's almost 3 months of stress. I really have to find a way to diversify income. 2025 will be the year of me finding a sidegig.

- I needed a better sound to mix my album, so I went to the pawnshop and bought a NAD amplifier and 2 ITT speaker cabinet. I think the amp is from the 80ies and the speaker are from the 70. Danish.

- My deskie suffered a catastrophic harddrive damage. I could exfiltrate all the data but the bios diag is failing so I will go buy another one

Merry christmas

English people are danes and england actually belongs to the bretons people of western france.

But one day we will do like israel, go back there and steal houses.

Today i bought a waffle machine. I made waffles. They were not bad but I can do better. Now is the time for the endless quest for the perfect dought, as every belgian person can tell you, waffles are very important.

Found this japanese guy making fresh suchis in a very small stoll. They're delicious. Who knew japanese people would make the best suchis

I do too much cocain, I throw TV screens out of the window, trash hotel rooms, sleeps with underage girls and think I'm god

I'm a rockstar developer

Do you guys know fishes? I was at the fishshop last time and I realized I didn't know what's what in fishes

Eurovision is the worst cringefest and its made by people who do nothing but cocain and underage girls

LinkedIn:

you must have a portefolio to show your skill

Me:

maybe that's true for junior but I don't have a strong portefolio because i have a job

LinkedIn:

I do my portefolio after my working hour. It's about dedication and passion

Me:

When you're dedicated every hour is working hour. If you have time for side projects you're a bad employee.

Outlinkedined

"To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion".

Role: Senior Angular developer
Tech required: Java

????????????????

So I have ONE opportunity I'm waiting an answer for, they're nice and it's right nearby, but they still have 3 applicants and he mostly asked question about back-end. I answer my best and most questions, but I'm not huge into the non-standard postgres feature either.

Otherwise I'm 2 months away from not being able to pay rent.

My wife cooked food again. My anus is gonna bleed tomorrow

Front and backends are the yingyang of programming.

Frontend is good, it's light, it's sugar, it's manly, it's creative

Backends is bad, it's dark, it's salty, it's gay, it's destructive

Got refused from another job.

The reason was that even do my test had "some features" (no more nor less than the ones they asked for), I didn't bring up some stuff that they like to hear or I didn't show the right kind of enthousiasm.

Aka it's based on vibe man there was a mismatch on the astroplane or something

The more I go the more hate is consuming me. I can take criticism, not arbitrary decision

Just came back from my first day at cloudflare. I've already removed quite a bit of dead code.

FML

A few months ago I was certain I had lost my laptop

So I bought a new laptop.

Yesterday I found it

It was standing among the books in my bookshelf -_-

Of course I'm child free. What kind of sicko want to lock down children? I know these little shitters are noisy but still

Got an interview for a salaried position. Paid 4000 before taxes (so 2.3k netto).

My rent is 1500. With that money, I can pay my rent, my bills, and eat (if they don't withdraw my debt from it ofc).

Yay

Avocado have big cores because they used to be eaten by dinosaurs.

Draft of my new album:

https://peertube.boomjacky.art/w/...

Very guitar. Please be nice it's still draft

Yall know me im no homophobe nor racist, but this? British people are faggots aren't they? A WaTeR SomeLieR.

https://openrivers.net/map/

Alt history:

Great Britain is the only emerged land that ever was

Just imagine

> These "AI doomers," as they've become known, > represent a growing faction within the artificial intelligence community convinced that humanity is running out of time to implement safeguards against potentially catastrophic AI systems.

Also rock music will be the death of civilization and turn our kids into satan-worshiping pedophile. A friend of mine killed himself because of dungeon and dragon and I lost my mummy to candycrush

I swear, people can't recognize a social panick when they see one.

@retoor we finally found a way for you to smoke cigarettes while programing

Just got fired. No money on the side coz my bitch wife screams on me if I dont spend all the money. 50k to pay next year.

Guess I'm going homeless

Belgian Prime Minister got caught using the disabled spot. Then an audio came out of him saying "IT WASN'T MY CAR, I DRIVE A RICH PEOPLE CAR, MY CAR IS 100k!!!!" and threatening to send the journalist "in a wheelchair".

Then some mayor of his party got trialed for sending dick pics to underage boys.

Politics

Omg there's a new doughball shop. In Belgium doughballs (croustillons) are only sold during fair time, and quite expensive (like 10 euros for 6). This african shop seels deep-fried doughballs for 3 euros for 6!

I am planning to become fat soon.

https://ghf.org/media-contact/?

Those are the people who shoot at gazawis.

https://cbsnews.com/news/...

https://msn.com/en-us/news/...

Now I just need a curl, an infinite loop and a gore dick gif.