Remember you are loved and the world is a wonderful adventure!

Les bourgeois, c'est comme les cochons

Plus ca deviens vieux, plus ca deviens bete

Why do programmer prefer dark mode?

That's right, because light mode attracts MY GIANT DICK.

It's an old germanist plot. The germans want to turn you into trans jewish gay woke people, the germans fills your brain with idiot fake money and the UN.

Germanx's goal is to do reverse racism (they know they're inferior) so they created global warming and "female orgasm" (lol) to fight against the globalist.

I hate globalist. The earth is obviously flat. What a bunch of idiot. Water is dry. It's really like 1985 in here.

I hate being belgian. Half of the time the algorythm think you're dutch.

Bitch I can't speak dutch.

@retoor what does that mean????

Just imagine,

You're the idiot who goes to legal music festival sponsored by beer brands lmao

Fkn loser

If you party is legal I can't go I have poney that day

Ah they're gonna send "peace soldiers" to ukraine.

Peace soldiers.

Think about that for 5 seconds

https://youtube.com/watch/...

I was looking into replicate and the likes (cloud ML model deployment) but these idiots only allow signup through GitHub.

What kind of dicksucking dev uses GitHub? It's fucking Microsoft. How hard is it to implement normal email signup, what the shit?

@retoor it's broken :( kaput. Toucassay.

https://digdeeper.club/articles/...

Remember a band called Glassjaw?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

In america it used to be illegal to be ugly.

They have the highest incarceration rate in the world

It's woman's right day you phallocentric cunt.

Why do we even have noses?

The current hole layout in human beings isn't efficient at all.

One hole input and one hole output should be enough for food, drink, air AND sex.

Snitches and dirty cops are the worst people on earth. Just pick a side bitch

Funny, the president of the European commission, the old ministry of defense of Germany, is indicted for a corruption affair, she received below-the-table payment from the weapons industry.

She's also the one saying we should go to war with Russia.

How can you be that dumb

Do you know that app where you catch monsters by throwing balls at them?

It's called tinder I think

It's the 5th. Money is not on my account.

If it's not there tomorrow I'm going on strike.

Guys I took a trip to the decimated counties (we called them like that because the germans killed everybody there). It's in eastern belgium. It's very close to western belgium.

I walked to the german border (ya know, just to know what they're up to, these sneaky fucks) and this is what I see:

Germany

@kiki happy bday!!!!!

Just watching a documentary about the tsar bomba. It's interesting but I know it ends badly. The russian pussies didn't blow up new york. Weak ass bitches

Dream threesome

Do you guys like drum and bass?

Weinstein didn't kill himself

Have you seen the new pedophile catholic school scandal in France?

I don't get what they're all complaining about. I've been to catholic school. Sexual abuse was the best part.

Do you sometime think about the losers paying 10 euros a month on a VPN so I can watch stupid yuotube videos?

We were pretty caught up with the event, and had brought some beans or chili to dump on their ropes in the end. But I guess that wasn't good enough for me and I had the idea to defecate on their ropes. Events are really hazy for me here, perhaps because I have tried to repress these hurtful memories for most of 30 years, but I remember taking a dump on their cords, one of my friends trying but not being successful, and the other not dumping at all. Mostly, it was just me. And is a terribly hard thing for me to say and, of course, I am like, way ashamed. I was 21 years old at the time.