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@YourMom you shouldn't laugh about it dude.
as a giant cock owner myself it's really a drag. It can get very painful and women are afraid. -
it's all an illusion my dear bong. it's all shakti dreaming or something
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@retoor ah yes it's 2026 now
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@PaperTrail Just go do some basic or cobol or something equally stupid
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Fucking romans.
GERGOVIA LII NEVER FORGET -
@YourMom you mean a vaporizer?
I mean I have two of them (dynavape, good american quality) but what I miss the most is the choice of strain. I order from snapchat vendors coz it's still illegal and the quality is up and down.
last time I had some delicious purple rain, it was so good I could tickle allah's feet. -
@retoor there's no need.
See there is 5 countries in europe.
- Slavia (all the slavs - from poland to russia and bulgaria)
- Latinia (all the latins - spain, france, italy, romania)
- Germania (all the germans)
- Celtia (all the celts)
- Misc (the rest - the basks and albania).
And in the middle there's the glorious POPULAR PRINCEBISHOPSHIP OF LUIK who serve as a federal capital -
mcdonald taste like cardboard. Order real food
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step 1: this is a job. If the boss ask you for your weekend, kill him.
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@lorentz what? I'm very happy
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@Lensflare the "sh" sound is also written "ch" in french.
And the ortography isn't wrong given that japanese have no s nor c. -
@YourMom no apple were inclusive and woke, i was jerking people off but i didn't have to pretend being a woman
it was for some sexy chat thing -
that's nothing. I once passed an interview for a remote job and the job was to pretend to be a woman and virtually jerk them off
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@whimsical you should watch scizor 7. It's the story of a hairdresser who can control blades with his khi
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@whimsical i mean probably fighting's not that hard compared to the art of suchi
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@awesomeest no I'm the one that tend to go poof.
You think I want to work for the giant corporations? -
shut up bitch i just got a job
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@awesomeest sweetie i don't really care what you says about me. Honestly i didn't get shit of whatever you're trying to say in the post.
Lensflare manage to annoys me partly because I understand what he says. I truely never understand what you're talking about.
Now about retoor dont talk to her like that she did nothing wrong -
just got a job bitches. six figures income here we go
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@SoldierOfCode freud was a bitch and if somebody want to have sex with my mum I'll kill him
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@YourMom anchovies aren't fish sweetie they come from the anchovy tree that grows in china
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@Lensflare you're not a chemist
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@wojtek322 when you're a rockstar the underage girls are consenting
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@Lensflare it wasn't you, it was my housemate in montreal.
He was the gayest. Apparently being gay isn't a good thing in bavaria so he left after his lover commited suicide. -
@afaIk people who require special symbols in password belongs in jail imo
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my wife wanted to buy curtains so we went to a fancy shop downtown
it was 3000 euros for the fucking curtains
We went to ikea -
@retoor @Yourmum you guys are so adhd. This rant is about fishes. Please focus
Now can someone finally teach me about the different sort of fishes or should i ask my mum? -
@YourMom i dont know what tf is a ceasar dressing.
I mean the romans wore togas I guess -
@YourMom no im talking about ocean chicken. What's the difference between a brass and a bar and a sardin or whatever?
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@retoor did i told u about the time john lilly, the inventor of ketamine, led an experiment with dolphins and they ended up jerking off the dolphins?
Dolphins are perverts unlike pandas
