@retoor can you code me a trebuchet? <3

https://wikihow.com/Build-a-Trebuch...

@retoor the fact that he was gay cancels out the fact he's a cartard. Come on it's SJW 101

@retoor nah that was a different night. Yes he was gay. No I didn't lose my phone that night I just was extremely weird.

And apparently the guy freaked out because his best friend died of ketamine abuse. Apparently at the end he was removing some little piece of bone out of his non-existent nose so he could snort a little more

@retoor honestly, i think i was stoned and it felt behind the couch

@jestdotty

What kind of tea? I"m very green tea myself, I like anxi bai cha, silver needs white tea, tai ping honk kui and japanese greet teas who aren't too sea-tasting, but my fav atm its kukicha. It's tea stems

@MammaNeedHummus thanks darling we'll get through :)

@MammaNeedHummus I stopped because of money.

Money is a huge deal between us, like she doesn't get that I struggle and I'm struggling partly because of her. I don't wanna make her feel bad about it but she doens't involve herself in our finances at all and i'm the one constantly playing the police. Which is not a role I want to play but I have to

@MammaNeedHummus it's more than frustrating, it's breaking my heart seriously. I'm depressed to the point I can't work right, yesterday I broke shit and the things I was supposed to demo were not working

@MammaNeedHummus we do have a hard time communicating without getting mad at each other :/

@MammaNeedHummus I mean I want a clean environment and to do my part of the work. I don't wanna be some lazy ass idiot who let his woman do everything.

And no she doesn't but it drives me mad that I'm trying to clean, that she wouldn't let me clean and that she's then telling me I'm not doing enough. It's like she's doing it for power.

I want to clean? Instead of letting me do it, she have to stay and give me directions and do some other shit. I kindly asked her to stay in bed, you can't be nicer than that.

Every now and then she become obsessive about cleaning and the rest of the time if she eat an orange she leaves the skin there.

@tosensei right? I don't know wtf I'm doing here I could be on the beach doing surf and I'm stuck in the big city like a sellout all for this woman and she's ungrateful as shit.

@lorentz why not pyanyang?

@Lensflare you sure know how to change a lightbulb :3

Obviously the sheer size of storing time as an amount of seconds since bigbang would make it unpractical. It was the joke

ffs I just wanna clean my goddamn house without having somebody messing things up as I'm doing it, is that too much to ask? She's not working, she have the whole fucking week to cook things.

@retoor he wasn't gay he was black

@retoor I don't know she's driving me mad.

On friday night, she cames back at 10pm, she starts cooking. I'm like "don't you wanna do it tomorrow", she's like "NOOO I'M GOING TO THE LIBRARY IT HAVE TO BE DONE NOW". Then she got mad at me for being silent (like bitch it's 10PM I'm about to go to sleep) and then the food was meh and she left a huge mess.

Then the day after I'm like "Ok I'm gonna clean up", and she arrives and start cooking AGAIN and mess up things I just cleaned up. So we had a huge fight.

And then the day after, it was kindof ok, I started cleaning AGAIN and AGAIN she came and started cooking, even though I was like "please let me do my part of the works", but no, I had to do groceries, and cut things, and help her, and then she's like "WOW YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING".

I'm out of money because she doesn't give a shit about money and if I dare to say "hey maybe we can, you know, not spend everything" she gets mad and call me cheap. Now I owe 30k in backtaxes

@Lensflare maybe we could start with that then. What are all those bookworms in university good for then?

@lorentz let's just do epoch time but from the big bang

@kanyewest the dukka

Nobody cares about Musk omg he's just scammer who closed paypal accounts for "fraud suspicion" and kept the money

@Lensflare exactly. How fun would that be?

Hell I'm getting a plush hammer right this instant

@retoor the beer was delicious tho

@retoor that guy was so perverted that he once told me he liked to jerk off watching videos of himself underage jerking off.

@retoor A german gay man once brewed me the best beer there ever was. I was his only customer.

And no I'm not talking about his piss. The guy legit was a chemist phd student and the brewmeister of his village in bavaria.

@retoor The netherlands? You mean that part of belgium who betrayed the pope?

@We3D aren't they the ones fucking each other to solve conflicts?

They're my spirit animals. That's why I'm so aggressive all the time

@retoor We have to pay 45% income tax since that time some idiot crashed a 1-billion a piece F-35 fighter plane during an exercise

@Lensflare then stop leaving your old food trash everywhere ffs. I know you're cooking food but I'm doing the grosseries and the washing up and I don't want to find old burned piece of food and rotten teabags. Its fuckng nasty

@retoor i miss ducks.

Ducks are the coolest, i loved their enthousiasm when they run to the pond and almost stamp eachother.