The setup where you use it as dual vertical monitors with an external keyboard is really cool

"But our competitors support it so we need to hit those check boxes"

You'll get a lot of experience though

😐 my company is like this. Every day I pray for the sweet release of death. At least the abyss that is the afterlife is free and open source

*screams internally*

I feed my now decade long DotA obsession on Manjaro, and I am transitioning my setup to Gentoo this month because memes 🙌

@Mayhem93 lambda functions make me moist

@cornyg recursion is the common way to do it, but finding new ways to do it is fun too! I like to try and see if I can one-line-answer common js interview questions as a interesting way to keep my mind sharp

I don't think I know of any dev jobs that are not data-science related with harder questions. Nobody cares if you can solve an infinite series with an integral.

If you know recursion, you can handle the lynchpin question for most dev interviews. Managers love using a final question about recursion, and likely all earlier questions will be about easier subject. My interview q was "write a function that multiplies two numbers without using the multiplication symbol (any language)".

@ericdev idk which comment you mentioned, there is no way for me to jump to it. I posted a l33t crew, a router with a heatsink and a tactical hotdog

@uddinstock that's a ton of code, fam. I remember reading that they used to keep them in binders. I wonder how big my companies codebase would be if I stacked it up like that

@Hakash that's because he is always plugged into the network, man. He doesn't just point and click his way through the mainframe. He is the mainframe.

@Letmecode oh god if I become the go-to guy for the sales team to circumvent our ticketing system idk what I am gonna do

I really want to put a heatsink on my router now

When you try to take the last hotdog from the company BBQ that was clearly set aside for me... Think twice.

When you try to guess my wifi password... Think twice.

No vpn, even despite the requests of our head dev. I am at least grateful that I do not work for the govt contracting company.

When you fire a hacker... Think twice.

@drRoss that is true. Our db's are what I need access too, and they are interlaced with another company's db setup which does government contracting. Security out the wazoo.

Sometimes you don't have a choice in what technologies you can use ;~; #muhfreedoms

@xios it doesn't help that I have aviator glasses, which make me look like a highschool shop teacher.

Add my typical out of work attire (silver chain, wifebeater, open baggy button-down tshirt, jorts, flops), and I am a step away from looking like an eccentric miami inhabitant

@VacGamer oops :x

@Notebookdeviant I like my memes like I like my potato chips, crispy and fresh :^)

@Letmecode if I looked like ryan gosling though...

Man I could listen to that guy babble for hours

Hey girl,
You're like poorly designed parallel code, because you cause a race condition in my heart whenever I see you 😉💘

Vim and chrome dev tools. My dotfiles are bae. Tried nvim out but I don't need the client/server separation

@notebookdevtools that is a nice OS you have for a text editor.

Tbh fam, server processors are magic utilities that don't seem to follow normal conventions. That heatsink may fry my I5, but maybe for a xeon that is how they expect it? Idk

I do love a girl with big books.

Seriously though, those things are gigantic 👀😓💦

My cassette collection, I have it mixed with computer audio.

fam I know your struggle. I had to create an excel generator, and I found the C# lib we used to generate CSV did not support dynamic columns. I had to format each cell individually, and heavily abuse array class methods in a way that made me feel dirty afterwards.