@kiki That seems like something special for the upper management

Naah, i just work on Sundays too so i dont forget.

Agreed 100%.
There is nothing worse then deploying code on fridays.
That is why we even have a rule at the company to never deploy on friday no matter how urgent it is.
It surely can wait one more day, and go with our regular deployments on Saturdays.😜

You raising your invoice....
Client : When am i supposed to pay this ?

You : You have 15 days before the bill is due

Calling everyday untill it is paid :wink

@simmihp Seems like this comes from a personal experience

Forking right away

It is sometimes. As long as you are not the one who will be held responsible.

We had this server issue once, and i was on the dev team, i figured out the problem and knew how to resolve it but the "boss" insisted that the "experts" (devops guys) find and fix it. So i found myself a corner and enjoyed a couple of hours of break.

#hateRant

@rEaL-jAsE Most client dont want to go through the hassle of payments in shorter spans because of either reasons
1. Payments go thru multiple people for approval
2. They process multiple payments all on a specific date to maintain a system.

@PAKA how could he wake you up ?
Slack, Gmail, Whatsapp, Call ? Whatever it is, kill it after work hours. If it happened to me, i would bluntly say This is out of my league, only the almighty can save you. Google it.

@prodigy214 Both :wink

@rox79 I hear forgetfulness is contagious. Maybe you might also "forget" the deadline twice in a row. I did it once and never received a late payment since.

Thanks @simmihp

HTTP 499

@okay oh i am in india too. I will pay the shipping if you want to send it over.

@Wisecrack and to answer your question, you could --amend the commit

Merge ! why would you want to do such a horrible thing.

#rebase for life

@boombodies What i prefer in such scenarios is i pair program with the guy over a hard ticket. Or give him a mix of 4 easy and 1 hard ticket and allow him to complete only 1 easy per day and then switch back to the hard one.

@boombodies Hey, i agree that the manager should be kicked in the balls for this but you are also part of the problem. Stand up for the new guy. One day he is super happy and excited to complete 5 tickets in a day and next day he hits a wall with 0. Dont let his shit be passed over.

Keep going, best of luck. And just a word of advice, dont even think about using the openly available solutions, they are shitty and misleading

Yes, i completed it once but didnt want to take a job at that time, so i didnt contact the interviewer. 15 months later, got selected again ! Decided not to complete round 3 until i want to do a job at Google.

@netikras Nope, won this from someone in a bet.

Depends on you.
If you want to pay first and then let the laptop shit on you ( Apple ) or get shitted on yourself first and then pay for it ( Windows )

Me : Yes, i can. But for that i would also need access to your account, so what's your username and password ?

The guy : ummm..., Its fine, i realise that invading someone's privacy is bad.

I just want to add one line
Fix why it is bad.

I tried chromium for a couple of months but faced similar issues and not so quick resoution. Brave works well for me. i dont blame them because with browsers there are soo many issues they barely get time to cover them all

@hjk101 I agree with you. But what if you are out celebrating Christmas at the bar and after update your tesla refuses to start, Would you have a merry Christmas ?
My point is you cant be 100% sure that everything will work fine, even if the affected people are 0.01%, That would be atleast 10 families having a bad Christmas, which is a lot.
It may be a guideline for non-critical services but for critical ones, i do not agree.

@yehaaw I dont usually do this but this time i did. Went to the guys profile, downvoted all the spam rants. Should be around 50 downvotes. There you have my 50 cents.

Better way to handle such people, i mailed you yesterday, you can find my detailed reply there. The detailed reply would be "going good".
Just mail them all the status updates. Let them crawl through all the junk in their mailbox everyday for silly status updates.

You can check this out
https://remix.run/