There's trillions of Pros and Cons. Golang is great if you have a mixture of 1x and 10x developers working on a mid to big sized project. It's 'opinionated' very much for this purpose.

Never quit without a job offer (or funding to start you own)

We have a senior software engineer apparently lived the golden age of tape programming delivered a major piece last year that he proudly blended order flags within a single byte, all bit operator and shits.
Now the clean up crew had to figure out how to implement extra flags.... hundreds of thousands of orders going through system like yours....

What is it? Mine craft BR mode in VS? Try too hard?

meh

Every time he uses scratch you remote blue screen the computer; every time you show him Py or Js, you place a beauty girl picture aside.

The little shit in my house thinks I’m the coolest bro for a reason, I had it planned since he’s born. B)

TIL, wait a sec...

That’s easy! Not even requiring a single IF statement, just reply “You are right, I was wrong.”

I did a prototype at a company with Regex, told them to have a look at api.ai etc for the real thing. A year later I found their poor dev are maintaining hundreds of regex...

Web assembly

That’s incompetence no relates to job type; I would ask for manager straightaway after being asked for PIN.

@stackler

@stackler I wouldn’t be surprised Excel has been proven Turing complete decades ago

Didn’t someone wrote a Mario game in Excel?

Satellite image?

On our servers “rm” binary gets replaced with a simple script which moves files to /deleted, along with stupidity protections. A cronjob cleans this folder periodically.

AI :: IF-THEN-ELSE

Put Uber screenshot into android and iOS app for 100USD? Sign me up. I can throw in tag line “brilliant business idea by ...” for free

Compromised! Now reinstall.

@n3xus lmao, “I’m a programmer” usually leads to complete silence in most social situation leaving everyone else stand looking puzzled don’t know what to say next. I went with “I play keyboard” one time and never explain i meant computer keyboard.

Is it me or Mark looks like an android...?

Should have been “Go Quit Yourselves!” 😉

Always convert to Kotlin when reading someone else’s code. The difference is night and day.

When a dev married to a project manager...

> Except that the error originated within logger..
> And it’s part of a nugget package..

They might as well ask for a pdf you open and puff! a house jumps out by itself.

Not typical.. now I’m sad :(

PPPoE credential is still useful, I never use ISP’s shitty router.

Without being too graphical, Lenovo has 60,000 employees as of 2016... just FYI

That’s why we invite them to Slack and let chat bots deal with them 😉