When your bug fix corrects an issue that is a year old and customers freak out because they do not not how the feature is actually suppose to work. Management: you should of wrote a test to detect the reverse effects of your bug correction. I told them what the effects would be and to have customer support on stand by with the corrective actions to take if they were concerned.

I swear I didn’t hit delete and then confirm delete... Then why do we have 3 different software analytics that show all the mouse clicks leading up to and including the mouse click of you deleting the customer... thank goodness I set up soft deletes instead of hard deletes like the legacy system use to be.

When you make major database scheme changes and run your tests afterwards. Here’s to an all nighter!

When they had three weeks to get through their sprint and they still arnt done but yet you get done your 2 week sprint in 4 days. So much for deadlines and commitment to meet them...

When you spend more time writing tests for you code compared to the actual amount of time it took you to write the code logic #tdd

When the code you wrote 3 months ago is actually reusable else were in your program #OOP

I give you a warning that asks if you want to continue and I tell you what continuing will do... if you need further clarification ask! Don’t press it 100 times. (Feature they wanted to send out an email blast to all customers ~2000 people)

It’s 2017 soon to be 2018! Why do you have JavaScript disabled?!?!

When the Developer runs a sql dump on the live server and crashes everything at 4:30....

The feeling after you refactor 4000+ lines of ugly legacy code into 2000 lines of code placed in a framework ...these 4000 lines also all one document

I gave you a nice date picker to use but instead you choose to type in the date. Type in an incorrect date and then yell at me for it. If I could enter the dates for you , you would not have a job .... stupid users

This junior dev is killing me with all of the bugs in the code ... like did you even test it to see if it works fml

Four letter word of the day: docker

When your boss assigns you 8 weeks worth of work due in 4 weeks... I need a pay raise

My boss's reply to me over a recent bug

I don't want a tab option because I have to click it but I'm willing to take 2 minutes to scroll to the bottom of the page to see the content I want .... while you're at it create a button for me that selects specific items out of the select options because I don't feel like having to pick the option I want .... stupid users

The notes in the code

The Dev life

When you create a middleware function and title it gtfo // no comments need to explain this function

Angry email response from rejected interviewee
"Y'all are bogus bullshit company get the <frenchterm > out of Nevada Y'll Yankees oh and suck a dick "