Prog Rock /metal really fits me. Rush, yes, even queensryche.

Sure. Learn json instead ;)
#thankmelater

Actually accurate, given the amount of effs we care about designing.

Sent me a list of the frameworks she's using right now.

Joke's on me, I don't have one :(

I honestly think quora is a nice source of alternative information.
Especially when my mind is so turbulent with technical issues, its a wholehearted relief to know some random answers.
Maybe because of that, I don't find their newsletter as annoying as Twitter's, for instance.

Pretty realistic for me. I'm actually more productive at night, and have issues sleeping (particularly when it's something interesting), but when morning comes, all I need is an extra large mug of steaming coffee.

"It works, doesn't it?"

Datetime.ToString(),Replace("/", "-")

@QuantumAtom dang it. I thought it was a code issue. Been trying to decipher the difference for ten minutes.

To be honest, I find those who started programming with a degree too constrained by theories.
I'd suggest starting as an empty vase: start low, gather as much knowledge from basic jobs as you can, and grow from there.
From my experience, people like that tend to be better prepared than people merely holding a degree.

I meant a program that builds, publishes and deploys automatically to the production servers.

Every. Fucking. Time.

@rokxer funny reading that. Because not only I imagine working with people like that, I did. For two bleeding years.

Think twice, code once.
Complementary :work not.

Well, it was in the clouds, so the cyclone sounded pretty realistic.

@DutchmanDavid not much better. Trust me.

EDIT ah well @lukegv pretty much summed up my point.

Not available for notepad++ :'(

I was about to whine that you should point out this comic was written by xkcd.com, but I just realized we're at devrant, and that is possibly, universally known.

Gets me every single time.

Shopping owner :"yay! Free Blue paint! :) "

Wtf, I can't even find people like that in my college. Would she happen to have a friend ah... Available?

Left its seeds while I was sleeping

Oooooh, so many glitches I have found in our internal website. After mentioning a few to my boss and receiving a few "It's working, don't bother" - like answers, I simply glance over them, thanking the beings above for not being called responsible on the impeding catastrophe.

Just what language is that?

Also commenting for the results.

Well, if not anything else, 2016 should be considered the year in which the most outrageous bets were won. Honestly, after this November, pigs flying over a frozen hell would actually be a good addition.

Xamarin (insert a platform here) wreaking havoc on visual studio since... Well, since Microsoft decided it was fun to see some developers pulling hair.