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From the movie "Amadeus"
EMPEROR: Well, Herr Mozart! A good effort. Decidedly that. An excellent effort! You've shown us something quite new today.
[Mozart bows frantically: he is over-excited.]
MOZART: It is new, it is, isn't it, Sire?
EMPEROR: Yes, indeed.
MOZART: So then you like it? You really like it, Your Majesty?
EMPEROR: Of course I do. It's very good. Of course now and then - just now and then - it gets a touch elaborate.
MOZART: What do you mean, Sire?
EMPEROR: Well, I mean occasionally it seems to have, how shall one say? [he stops in difficulty; turning to Orsini-Rosenberg] How shall one say, Director?
ORSINI-ROSENBERG: Too many notes, Your Majesty?
EMPEROR: Exactly. Very well put. Too many notes.
MOZART: I don't understand. There are just as many notes, Majesty, as are required. Neither more nor less.
@CoffeeAndHate no. plus I don't want to use my phone with wet/dirty hands when I'm cooking.
So... when are you getting a real computer?
I spent 1 hour on code similar to this:
this.a = 10;
...(a not changing)
if(this.a > 12);
it always executed doSomething()... until I figured it out and facepalmed myself!
Why do you get a tank when you need a car?
"If this is your 100% why are you working only 90% all the other time!"
Why did you neglect your family over a job?
@altermind but my wheel is better than anyone elses wheel!!!
the code should show how it's done. The comments should show why!
It's better than: "who the fuck wrote this shit?!?!.... ohhh it was me!"
RML, Mathematica and OpenModelica!
My left hand does this when I write on a paper...
always start with: "begin tran"
"commit tran" after you are satisfied.
0 Microsoft programmers because Microsoft sets "Dark"(TM) as new standard!
yeah, whats wrong with brainfuck!
that's me! both of them!
that's my idea for a superpower: quick-save and quick-load IRL!@
my left hand did it on a paper test after i used my eraser on half the page!
you said open it, not run it...;)
meh, just unzip it!