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When I use a stored procedure called AdminSetSettingGently I think about this:
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/... -
Who is the brain-damaged engineer at Samsung that decided that a capacitive touch buttons on an induktion cooktop is the way to go. As soon a waterdrop falls on any button the stove goes "FUCK IT, I'M OUT" and shut itselfs off for about 30 seconds.
How wonderful when you have 4 different pots that must have different temperatures and you must use each [+] - button sequentially because the idiot engineer was to lazy to make the input be able to handle several buttons at once!
Stupid idiot engineer and QA department!2 -
When you are fed up with buggy API:s:
bool m_HasRecordBeenStarted_becauseIAudioPlayerIsStupidAndReturns1InGetPlaybackLengthWithNoSound; -
I have just declared the following bool flag:
bool m_HasRecordBeenStarted_becauseIAudioPlayerIsStupidAndReturns1InGetPlaybackLengthWithNoSound;
FML -
This is for the swedish: I saw a while ago a dialog in Adobe Acrobat where the title was: "Närmaste nerladdning chef". (~"Closest downloading boss")
Probably auto translated from "Closest downloading manager"