http://www.bullshitgenerator.com

Salute..

From @littleidea on Twitter

@salmans Nope.
A friend sent this msg on WhatsApp. He claims he found it on Twitter.

@bpaul No. Electrical and Manufacturing company with a revenue of 25 billion.

😂😂

Should I reply that I have also saved your name and organization and will never respond to your emails ??

Buzzword driven development

No one noticed the typo. Feel free to git reply 😂😂

https://devrant.com/rants/1541488/...

Related rant 😂

@S-Homles-MD So you do a Malware scan?
How often? Every check in?

If it can be magically automated somehow, I don't mind doing that scan and getting this whole thing done and over with.

@Kimmax We have a continuous integration / delivery pipeline where every code change needs reviews, builds passing and automatically tested and deployed.

I have asked them to audit the Deployment process as there is no manual step except for coding and they still go on and on about this AV scan.

@Drillan767 😀😀😀

@Drillan767 Also I would recommend VSTS demo generator.
Sample java / dotnet projects with build and release definitions.

@Drillan767 If your server has a publicly accessible ip address, then VSTS can 'see' you server. So you can use the hosted agent (build machine) to deploy.
If your server is not publicly accessible then you can download an agent and run it on a different machine(ur build machine) on the same network that has your server.

Look up VSTS private agent on Google.

Your build machine doesn't need to be publicly accessible. Just needs to have internet connectivity and ports 80 & 443 open.

@Drillan767

Also provides free unlimited private repos for upto 5 developers.
And it is not restricted to Microsoft stack alone. You can build Java, js, python, has aws integrations also.
Good enough to try out for a hobby project.
Scales at Enterprise level also.
The whole of Microsoft uses VSTS for their engineering.

@Drillan767
I use VSTS.
Why?
I work mostly with Microsoft Stack.
1. If there is one company providing the programming language, devops tool chain (Vsts) and the cloud (Azure) to deploy, then no reason to not use it.

2. All in one package. Agile Planning, Git Repos, Build, Deploy tools.

3.Also it's not a use everything or nothing tool. If you want to use gtihub/ bitbucket for version control, Jenkins to build and tool "Y" to deploy you can do it.
4. Provides integration to github, Jenkins, chef, docker and many more..

@Drillan767 He might be deploying to a testing environment.

I am 😀. Happy to help

@CoffeeNcode The idiot has so much ego. He won't listen to anything. He appointed himself to be scrum master and didn't even to bother to ask the team if all are ok with it.

@oxidation 😀

Perfect content for how the hell did it get there?

@blancobloc I log into VSTS to see history of master and I fucking see this.

This entire shit is master.

Git history of master