Why would anyone use that? :D

Typical boss/pm bullshit. I am not a fucking moron to think you actually mean it when it comes to BS like this. 5 minutes ago we were arguing about why I have to roll back a weeks of changes because the client didn’t order it / you are an idiot and you failed to give a proper spec / you feel the urge to make yourself look important. You read the first 500 characters in a Medium article about “How to make your developers more productive”. Congrats, but that didn’t make you a psychologist or mastermind and it didn’t turn me into a braindead lamb either...

Don’t worry, he/she is just having a stroke probably...

@D3add3d @newNewbie 299

CSS
“Looks good but why did you write !important after every word after the second page?”

@franga2000 If it would happen in my country the client is most likely to win. Denigration (I don’t know the phrase) they would say

Pity please dear random user forgive us for shamelessly disturbing you. Oh and if you are already here anyways, might I just ask you to tap on that “Ignore this” button to let us know if our new way ad targeting works. You know, if you help us test this, we can disturb you with useless shit ads between you fucking chats to make you open this fucking app thinking somebody actually wants to talk to you. Also we are a small company so we don’t really have testers onsite.

Them: “You know,... we don’t feel the chemistry...”
Me: “Oh, sorry my bad. Did we have sex?”

@luckbot I really, really want to hear more on this topic

@TheHanna I would beat those people with their own cutoff fingers packed in trash bag

@chzbgr Haha! I nearly used an ID today but I chained 50 selectors and that was enough! :D

Junior Front-end Developer Wanted!
/*We seek a programmer who know all the fancy stuff we found on the internetz, like we WANT a person who does React, Sass, the other version of that coffee icon thingy, oh and if we are at it coffee script and fasttyper-script and can code in something as Wordpress language. Yeah junior because we really want to give you as little money as we can so we can say there is a carrier ladder at our company */

I like my rants like my food spicy and hot followed by a glass of wine :) @CWins

Imphostor! :)

The fact that I got surprised by the clients apology is really disturbing. Or sad.

@TheItalianGuy just make sure you don’t get creepy doing it :) it happened to me lol

Thinking you are an introvert is oftentimes just a state in your mind or an illusion that the people around you create. We are humans (or half humans.. hehe) and by nature we like to meet and talk to people. Not feeling good around people who are „extrovert“ (usually just loud and/or ignorant anxious people), around people with whom you can only speak about weather/bitches/party is more than perfectly okay! For a long time I also believed I am an introvert not anymore. More like an ambivert. A man who likes to remain silent until I have something valuable/important or something worth talking about. A man who loves to be in the corner just to watch and analyse people so that when I speak it is funny/intelligent or something me and my partner(s) like to speak about. Keep up you are only 17 and here is this beautiful community whom you can count on

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@Lahsen2016 It is not civilised opinions and criticism that makes me mad but the fact that it’s so trendy to hate on specific products

@smallTalker That’s an opinion I can agree with

@dontbeevil He might be a narrow-minded guy making clickbait videos I didn’t say that he is not. I just don’t get why people in this community seem to be such suburban sometimes

C’mon guys! This is just plain stupid, why would you hate on someone’s preference?! It is more hipster to say macs are shit as using one nowadays, and I am sick of these shitty hater comments. Also I have a MacBook Air for 4 years now and I never never had to extend it never had to take it to repair so yeah might not be cheap but in exchange it is reliable. You might have other experiences, every hardware has its pros and cons, just go with your preference and STOP being a childish XY mAstErRaCE moron!

Wow! Just wow! 12weeks is too long for one dev to work on all these (and not yet discussed) features? Oh man how much I would laugh at his vapid mossface if I was there!

Easy as pie. Give him a time estimate on all the docs reading (if there’s one) and trial&error it would take to make basic stuff and a counter estimate on full programming time with familiar tools... Welcome to the club btw. :)

Might be an unpopular opinion but why didn’t you use version control of some sort or have code review sessions with interns? Is it something your bosses don’t believe in or what? If that is the situation you should too quit soon

Step 1: completed
Step 2: go to linkedin and update your profile

You should rename yourself to @TonyStalk if it’s not reserved yet

@theNox But I will eventually :) I only heard/read all the hate on VScode (and didn’t know it’s available on OS X too) Might I just give it a try. Do you use it? Does it have any cons? PHP, sass, js and MD btw

I currently use Sublime Text 3 && Intellij Idea and it really giving me headaches. IntelliJ has everything outside of box (except a theme I installed). It knows about my files contents and autocompletes my variables, functions etc. and knows my languages. Also the refactor function is a really helpful feature. However it is a bit expensive for my budget. On the contrary in ST3 I have to install everything and still don’t get the perfect env. Everything feels like I’m in a collapsing house.

Do you know any editors that are close to IntelliJ Idea and free/can buy (not subscription model)?

Estimated to x if all current circumstaces stay the same.

Sry bro the Moon is not in the seventh house and Jupiter not aligns with Mars anymore, so put that estimate I gave 500 feature requests before to Uranus!!!!