Funny thing is I am also a millennial 😏

As someone who works with php everyday, you are the worst.

Soon as something goes bang then they'll find the investment. Sigh.

Sorry.

That would be a false assumption. Large companies can easily lose the ability to please everyone and it is easier to simply give nothing. Small business can be specialised and can attract the best talent and culture which result in the fun stuff. You can't and should not try to generalise this though.

For me it's more important that I'm working with people who I like and that I work on something I feel is meaningful.

Not had a day off sick in almost a year and we are in open plan/office arrangement. Also we are a little messy and share food :-).

self.debug()

@linuxxx the result from the db should have been binary, true or false, 0 or 1. However it has now got entries for 'Y', 'N', '1' and '0'. Also since it's a char field any recklessness could result in any char being entered which would be evaluated as false which could have unexpected effects.

Needs more semicolon

Result: 0/0 (100%) tests pass successfully.

Plus fucking plus. Good luck.

@juzles I'm sorry about that sir.

Lol pretty much.

Legacy code. God dam legacy code.

Deffo don't believe everything HR tells u. That's from experience. Have a chat with a developer and ask what's the legacy code like and what new tech have they recently started using, frameworks/tools/utilities/process such as linting and testing improvements... You should be able to judge what it's like with that info.

Sorry to hear that. Ive got an awesome PM as he gave me 5 days to research how to refactor some legacy code.
Sounds like u need a nee job haha.

Learn to use code formatters and make the world a better place. ctrl+alt+l with phpstorm ;-)

When debugging it's chill tunes. When writing new epic code it has to be fast beats!

You're a developer. You had to understand the code, recreate bugs, and implemented (read developed) solutions. I'm sure you then tested these bug fixes. Sounds like a developer to me!

I know a guy who had an 'at home' assessment. He was told to recreate x-website. He did it and never heard back from them.

Sometimes... :-). And sometimes you just need to get that MVP out the door.

I am guilty on the odd occasion. Feel dirty every time.

SE project 3rd yr uni. 6 peeps, only two of us did any work. Showed lecturer emails and commits we had made. We had a group presentation in which everyone was completely gormless, lecturer wrecked them a new one and gave them 0s. F-Yeah.

A gf of mine used to only save her work when it was done. 6 hours into a report her pc crashes. Lord help these people. (Luckily I could recover the work by searching for deleted temp files)

We are trying to move away from JIRA to get onto Phabricator. I quite like it. https://github.com/phacility/...