Not mine, but pretty funny ^^

"Time to turn the pi off"

$ sudo shutdown now

* Laptop turns off *

🤦‍♂️

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Friend: "How can I check my ip?"
Me: *opens terminal*
Friend: "is this a virus? Please stop"

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

I'm trying out a new rendering engine, it's pretty slow but I'm getting somewhere.

My (6 years old) client is sitting next to me and is kind of picky and tells me exactly what to do.

No payout though 🤔

What if God is actually an average developer working for a company which creates worlds and at first it all ran fine but then the support period expired and wasn't renewed and now shit's hitting the fan and nobody gives a fuck.

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

You know, exiting Skype is even harder than exiting Vim

It all makes sense now...

Found this on Reddit XD literally just did this before going on Reddit lmao

steam bot programming

How to be more productive at morning? Just get alert from PagerDuty that one of core app running out of space and there is nothing you can delete. Call me Speedy Gonzalez

Pretty much sums up my life nowadays

hey dickhead, you could, at least, test everything is working after you merged your branch.Now you have leaving the company, i'm the one in charge of cleaning up your shit.

Hope you will eat a dick every time one of your program fail 'cause of your lack of test

Asking my colleagues to review my code is like asking "can you roast my code?".

1: Open my IDE
2: Think about how much I have to do
3: Try to do it
4: Eventually switch to YouTube

Source - Reddit

Give that guy a cookie.....

She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

The real truth.

Github stats:

coworker 1: 3,535k ++ 987k --
coworker 2: 1,563k ++ 735k --
etc.
me: 453k ++ 7,848k --

I guess this confirms my job at the company as "Backend Crap Remover".

You wouldn't download a house

When u break up with ur girl n she ok with it

Iphone X... 😂🍎

Quality code I made, as always

Hmm... Can someone help me find the "please wait" key?

1. Have idea
2. Write down features that thing should have
3. Make a wireframe design
4. Write down possible names for it
5. Open GitHub-Repo
6. Never start coding it
7. Cry

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

Me and ma kid