@puradawid Yeah that.

Everyone on my team just calls it scrum so that's affixed into my brain.

@Lensflare It wasn't running, unless some background process was erroneously still running. The web app was closed.

I had to restart Visual Studio entirely before I could write anything.

@Oktokolo I know in JavaScript functions that don’t return anything technically return “undefined.” I know there are a number of languages that behave like this. I think Python functions return “None” but I’d have to double check.

@neeno The webassembly hawks really drive me up a wall. "wasm will kill JavaScript!"

No it fucking won't.

At most wasm will provide a better way to run other languages in the browser, but no one's writing a UI on C++ or something else. JavaScript will be forever king of browser languages, because that's it's designed job.

wasm has its purposes, javascript has it's purposes, neither's going to kill the other.

@metamourge Oh so to protect my account from brute force, it gives me, the legit user, the runaround, wasting my time by giving me the wrong error message?

I'm not asking for a stacktrace or an exception, I'm just asking for "your account is locked."

@Voxera I think I saw the word "servlet" when I was navigating so maybe you're right. Possibly not strictly a SPA, but it behaves like one.

A code smell so bad I’d rather be locked in a bathroom with real bad smells

@AppleLover know a good website where I can download some?

A single ternary is great. A nested ternary is the Great Satan.

Soooo much duplicate code and non generic logic all because some database engineer gave two tables with identical data types slightly different column names.

Thanks bro, appreciate it.

There’s a great Calvin and Hobbes strip where the dad opines about how great it was to have to wait a week for a response and how modern technology just makes us all rushed and impatient.

I think about that strip (and many other Calvin and Hobbes strips) a lot.

@orhun I should have said file path not file name

@Stuxnet because in the dot net world everything has long and verbose name spaces and then my company has their own naming conventions. This isn’t just the file name but the file name and it’s path together.

When you have a dependency like Microsoft. Ridiculously.Verbose.Namespace.Telemetry.Techbabble.Systems.dll, it adds up quickly.

Frankly the benefits of having descriptive namespaces in C# gets lost in the bloated verbosity.

“String or binary data would be truncated.” Cool MVC and entity Framework. No reason for you to fucking tell me which column is throwing this error. Thanks for the page long stack trace of useless info. Awesome. Incredible getting this bug when submitting a blank form.

AI programmer?