I waited until the scratches started appearing and now they're covering up all the damage

@yarwest Yeah but it's probably not something the average Joe would think of or figure out

Sorry but it's 100% YikYak for devs

@yarwest Spoofing a MAC address is not that easy and if he knew it was his MAC being blocked he'd probably confront you first surely?

Go above the boss and get him fired

Just get a normal job until you have the skills to be employed as a programmer but make sure you keep learning and making your own projects

+1 to seeing a picture!

@alertJS You don't have to open source to be a developer

Combine the two in a mocha. I sometimes mix hot chocolate powder into my espresso before adding the milk

Sounds like a dissection 😂

I've never seen a 5" inch floppy in my life (lol)

I get this so much. Sometimes I wonder if I should be more confident but then the next 10 runs knock some sense into me

@abdallahesam But Ditto is fugly

Politicians in Europe who have no idea how technology works. Ask most people now and I guarantee like 80% still have no idea what cookies are. Hopefully a positive outcome of Brexit might be losing this pointless piece of legislation 😂

@avneesh But just like a recipe, reading the ingredients list (function/variable names) doesn't necessarily tell you how they're used or what part they have in the process

This is fairly common - the fastest handwriting speed Wikipedia mentions is about 48 wpm, with the average being closer to 14wpm

In my view, that's 2 days that could be spent more productively had there been documentation. It is a good skill to be able to understand code that other people have written but a more efficient solution would be to at least get a high level overview first. The amount of resources you need for basic docs for development is not a lot. You don't need to specify every function, but an explanation of how the system is architectured overall can save time - that could be 10-15 minutes of writing.

Do you think there is something you gain from not having docs?

I heartily disagree. That's probably good enough for a small project only you will ever work on that you work on more than twice a year. But for new people, there is no point forcing them to decipher code to understand the architecture of the project when they could just read a explaining it.

I love windows 10 too! I think it is nicer than 7 e.g. explorer has some dope new features

@BlackjackCF True, but a lot of people have it worse

Of all the underappreciated jobs, I don't think develops have it too bad - at least we get paid decent money

I've got it on my Nexus and it's got some nice little bits 😊 The new emojis look great

This emoji has you covered 🤦

This is what assert(false) is for

I hope the money/other benefits are worth it!

I've found the docs on Angular.io are pretty good? I read the developer guide all the way through and that gave me a pretty good start

The zsh built in aliases are great - I'd highly recommend them.
git add -> ga
git commit -> gc
git commit --amend -> gc!
git push -> go etc
Though I am now so used to it that I'll happily type those in other, less well configured environments