@donkulator but what about the rest of us?

@antigermgerm uhm this kind of fracture doesn't lead to blood loss

it didn't happen did it

@donkulator nah, it was a Samsung vacuum, the kind with paper dust bags. Dirt cheap, sucks like crazy, but overheats constantly

@galena lmao I was like nine

@billy090 @retoor

@JsonBoa

"Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry."

"Granted," he replied with a laugh, but nothing changed.

@int32 VSCode wasn’t even out when I touched PHP last time :D

the sound of a tree falling in an empty forest with no one to hear it.

@cuddlyogre never happened to me, but I imagine if I go and try it, it will. Bugs are bugs, they exist, but jankiness has nothing to do with it. Bugs can be fixed, jankiness can't

@Lensflare did you try to do it with a vacuum cleaner? because I sure did, and you absolutely can’t get this kind of fracture this way. it’s awkward lateral movement that breaks penises, not linear pulling

also, https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...

@cuddlyogre I play it all over again once every two years or so. I disagree on 1 — hl2 is unrivaled in its platforming imo. 2 is real. 3 happened to me like twice. 4 happened to me once. 5 — huh?

GNUrance

@paulnewton @retoor

no it’s not — it works perfectly in human locations, because everything in hl2 is sized to the player model. the jankiness only appears when you try to interact with combine structures, and that’s intentional — they should not only look, but also feel completely alien. The visual contrast of late 20-th century Eastern Europe and far future alien empire is matched by more visceral, perceptual contrast between buttery smooth human world movement and janky, inhospitable alien world.

@jestdotty everybody hated atom when it was around

@BordedDev when was that exactly? I bet VSCode was slower on launch, but now it’s as fast as Sublime

@antigermanist hi, I never thought I’d talk to Vim itself! What are your pronouns?

btw vim username is free

@BordedDev but Atom is way slower though, isn't it?

@BordedDev VSCode is just a less beautiful, more practical, way faster Atom. It was clearly inspired by Atom.

@int32 JS, TS, HTML, CSS, SQL

no one hits spacebar four times. everyone is hitting the tab button anyway

I use tabs because their width can be customized in my text editor settings. so three people, being used to two, three and four spaces wide intentation respectively can work on one codebase while all having it their way. why force the two to adapt to the third’s preference when you can have all three satisfied? less friction means better performance, and that means more money. tabs are better for the economy.

if you use spaces, even if you hold big vote where the indentation width in spaces will be decided, there will be people you forgot to ask — your future engineers you’re yet to hire.

use tabs.

that’s called “character building”. if you want to profit off of the biggest b2c ecosystem of users who _do_ pay for apps, be bothered to show some effort. $100? what a brilliant way to keep low effort apps away _while_ making money.

why bitch about it at all? if you don’t like it, go write for android.

nothing — I code with my mouse.

@netikras so I’m the telegram’s test subject now too huh, not just apple’s… I get better telegram app than everyone else, apparently. None of the problems you’ve mentioned had ever happened to me. I’m using tg for 10 years now. Threads though… I hate when people use threads. I don’t have threads in face-to-face conversation, so I never use them in slack. Learn to speak one subject at a time.

Groups are just chat rooms. Channels are just twitter feeds.

Omg gyros and gyroscope are similar because gyros meat is rotating around that metal rod while it’s cooking

Telegram is good for comms because it’s fast, familiar and convenient. calls are free and unlimited. Way better than teams and slack. Ideally you want some self hosted chat like matrix and calls thing like jitsi, but maintaining that is such a hassle

@retoor why?

@BordedDev !!!!!!! my favorite distro. Such a shame it’s gone.

@selaopera @retoor

@cprn I’m talking about joining an array. Joining an array is usually the method of the array that accepts the joiner string, not of the joiner string that accepts the array to be joined.

@fruitfcker why freebsd?