Damn you had all the cool answers up your sleeves, this would take me a whole shower thought process to come up with these lol

@seraphimsystems it kinda looks fun with the happy ending :D

omg I laughed so hard I almost fell of the toilet :)))

I'm stuck at a shitty job myself, so no way I'm eligible for any advice however, I guess it's time to put your ego away and apply for a hundred jobs of which probably most won't even answer but hey, that's life, it gives the opportunities to people who can bear more rejections than others.

wtffsd#hsi$#hw!!#$fuuuck!

@ceee huh, didn't think of that. then what are we when we use google? googleee?

@rant1ng adding to that, I want to say you have to be a little persistent with your search. you probably don't know the best words in your first search query, as you continue and see results and refine your search you come up with better keywords.
and you seem good on your feet, but you just can't go wrong with the '-'. having more tools will get u better results for sure.

@Karunamon @xalys exactly that's one of the top shelf google tips I have for anyone to exclude unwanted results with '-' . keywords, domains, websites, etc you can dodge unwanted material and narrow it down to what you desire.

This will save more lives than penicillin

@linuxxx damn dude, thanks for the support and time. I hope u bang a hot girl or guy (whtvr u prefer man lol) in the coming weeks.

@linuxxx idk I still kinda feel weird using specific non popular commonly unknown mail services for work, and I'm too lazy to have different accounts for different purposes. I'm fucking lost between choosing integration and privacy. Damn I hate technology.

@Fast-Nop lol nice

@linuxxx how much should i be worried using outlook as my main email and default android on my phone? and for a browser using a firefox with suggested addons is enough?

ain't gonna act like a bitch here folks, all good, just be careful not to fall in any kind of addiction cuz damn that drug and alcohol addiction is depressing af.

umm, did u manage to fix this one? i wanna know what happened in tge end

@piehole I believe what you are saying is that it's not about the syntaxes and in how many languages u can say it, but rather what is it that u are capable of saying. Yes, as a newbie I have to be careful not to get tangled in the surface. thanks man!

@PonySlaystation hahaha *fakes a laugh and nods awkwardly while not getting the joke*

@piehole yeah that's true you have to be expert in one area but from my own experience in other areas rather than coding, getting to know some neighbor subjects will give you lots of "aaaaw... so that's why" moments

@Root damn madam that was awesome! :-bd

@AleCx04 I've got a group of friends I constantly refer to with these jokes and rants and damn I've learned a lot!