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thatDude5516yYou have really done it. Now there's someone in internet ranting about Titanic conspiracy.
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koorosh-m916yDamn you had all the cool answers up your sleeves, this would take me a whole shower thought process to come up with these lol
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@koorosh-m unfortunately variations of this conversation come up so often that I’ve had time to refine my analogies (I’m a consultant)
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@blockchaintacos oh, so this is about hiring a third party so the third party can tell you nothing is wrong -- as opposed to hiring them to do their job.
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Continuing on the client's money analogy: When someone copies your credit card info, that's not a problem, right? Nothing is missing, he still has the info. No harm done, right?
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@thevariableman people here come with creative stuff and I get here and use my life-long Internet nickname
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