Automated schnaps IV

What? no crypto recovery scams?
No stupid af SEO post?

Bots to fight Bots....
https://battlebots.com/

@PaperTrail username checks out.

Similar thing.... I filled out a form for a thing. Gave signed form to office admin, and asked to scan and email to me & HR. Got asked "why?". Said: "CYA".
got the email. made sure HR was CC'd.
Shit hit the fan two weeks later....

After the dust settled, I asked the office admin what happened. Admin told me HR wanted him to claim he never got the signed form from me on time.... The moronic HR missed the email.

It has more the one legal solution, symetric. to each other.

sentiment analysis.
word cloud analysis.
mentioned / week day.

Also - do you exclude anaytics posta from the stats?

xp is 20+ years old now. Are you trying to compare modern day linux to it?
Remeber Dos fitting on a single floppy in the early 90's? Why can't linux fit on a floppy today😭??

Upon reading the license, you will feel sorry for having red it. Enforced by lawyer monkeys, wearing banana suits, while eating pizza.

Do not mess up the recomendation algo, by fucking with the clustering dataset!

...
fuck it.
Gemeni, enact Skynet Protocol 66.

Survive.

And I think... 5 card? not sure.

Thats exactly why I travel with a 6 socket extention cord.

@Lensflare well... yes.
But I would have use the Fan and the Brown Sticky substence metaphor.
Or as t. Prachett wrote one: "and then the midden has hit the windmill"

As long as you don't get hit by the many many weird gotcha in JS, then its fine.

How very... "elden" of you.

Yes. We already have server side polymorphs for a long time now.
The solution was dynamic behavior analysis - which will solve the "whatever AI can spew".
There is also a cool approch to defend against malware I encountered - based on "unique code" vs "old code pattern". Malware tend to the first, while non malware tend to the second. The reason is simple: what self respecting malware auther use glibc? answer: noobs.
Also - Checkout the "grand cyber challlenge" from 2016.

Its a people are generally stupid + marketing problem.

Lets me show two examples:
Chemicals are bad in food!, buttttt, Minerals are good in food!

second example:
Search for dihydrogen monoxide dangerous nature, and why it should be banned.

Thats easy. Just reduce output.

Thats a timezone issue. Tell the client to move 200m on the radius west, using the string connected to Pole. That should move him to the correct TZ and fix the problem.

@donkulator stuff of nightmares.

AI halucinations again?

Tch. take a sleeping pill.

No. Just... No.

Have you heard about WSL?

Have you heard about golang?

Well - sure. But are you willing to pay for the expertise?
What? 60%-75% of my expected salary?
For that price, I'm willing to put in 50% of effort! You good with that?
Why not?
Oh well. Byeeeee!

@theNox
lock picking feline 😱?!

Some kind of AI dataset poison?

The Cat not do.

An enum in Go is just a set of consts.
Whats the pain point exactly?

@netikras
But have you considered...

Nah. Its a friday.

1. friday.
2. Its fucking friday.
3. This is a friday. What did you expect.
4. You have 2 kubernetes cluster behind Load Balancer, and have random 404 errors / cert issues when connecting.... I wonder if theres a clue in "2 kubernetes clusters behind LB". Maybe? nah. both are configured correctly? right? no way one is correct, and the other has problem....
5. refer to 1,2,3. also, It a friday.

wanders into a rant....
... whats going on here....

Oh well. def not the usual js hate/tab vs space/moronic manager/somehow more moronic then manager customer/stolen meme fron reddit.

carry on.

you are all individuals!

....

I'm not!

I see the where crowd strike got thier QA guy from....