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About10+ years of mobile and dev in general. 4 years as team lead. 3 as architect.
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Skillspython, java, go, bash, team lead, architect, devops, fuken javascript
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Upon reading the license, you will feel sorry for having red it. Enforced by lawyer monkeys, wearing banana suits, while eating pizza.
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Do not mess up the recomendation algo, by fucking with the clustering dataset!
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fuck it.
Gemeni, enact Skynet Protocol 66. -
Survive.
And I think... 5 card? not sure. -
Thats exactly why I travel with a 6 socket extention cord.
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@Lensflare well... yes.
But I would have use the Fan and the Brown Sticky substence metaphor.
Or as t. Prachett wrote one: "and then the midden has hit the windmill" -
As long as you don't get hit by the many many weird gotcha in JS, then its fine.
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How very... "elden" of you.
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Yes. We already have server side polymorphs for a long time now.
The solution was dynamic behavior analysis - which will solve the "whatever AI can spew".
There is also a cool approch to defend against malware I encountered - based on "unique code" vs "old code pattern". Malware tend to the first, while non malware tend to the second. The reason is simple: what self respecting malware auther use glibc? answer: noobs.
Also - Checkout the "grand cyber challlenge" from 2016. -
Its a people are generally stupid + marketing problem.
Lets me show two examples:
Chemicals are bad in food!, buttttt, Minerals are good in food!
second example:
Search for dihydrogen monoxide dangerous nature, and why it should be banned. -
Thats easy. Just reduce output.
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Thats a timezone issue. Tell the client to move 200m on the radius west, using the string connected to Pole. That should move him to the correct TZ and fix the problem.
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@donkulator stuff of nightmares.
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AI halucinations again?
Tch. take a sleeping pill. -
No. Just... No.
Have you heard about WSL? -
Have you heard about golang?
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Well - sure. But are you willing to pay for the expertise?
What? 60%-75% of my expected salary?
For that price, I'm willing to put in 50% of effort! You good with that?
Why not?
Oh well. Byeeeee! -
@theNox
lock picking feline 😱?! -
Some kind of AI dataset poison?
The Cat not do. -
An enum in Go is just a set of consts.
Whats the pain point exactly? -
@netikras
But have you considered...
Nah. Its a friday. -
1. friday.
2. Its fucking friday.
3. This is a friday. What did you expect.
4. You have 2 kubernetes cluster behind Load Balancer, and have random 404 errors / cert issues when connecting.... I wonder if theres a clue in "2 kubernetes clusters behind LB". Maybe? nah. both are configured correctly? right? no way one is correct, and the other has problem....
5. refer to 1,2,3. also, It a friday. -
wanders into a rant....
... whats going on here....
Oh well. def not the usual js hate/tab vs space/moronic manager/somehow more moronic then manager customer/stolen meme fron reddit.
carry on. -
you are all individuals!
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I'm not! -
I see the where crowd strike got thier QA guy from....
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I use Notable/Notable as markdown editor, with a backing git repo for versioning/backup/sync across the team.
Obsidian is nice - you can sync to your mobile... -
checks date.... yup, it 2024.
xslt? xml?
we can negotiate with the kidnapper if you need.... -
Very hard to do right.
Start with a small simple change - like adding an abstraction, or a few tests. Then refactor the logic, using the abstraction and tests.
Work up from there. -
@CoreFusionX
s/customer/idiot/g
s/haskel/rust/g -
k, dick.
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Go ahead - watch the original ghost in the shell animated movie from 95'.