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Does anyone know a good HTML5 game engine or framework, something where you can upload your models from Solidworks or Maya and animate them using JS to get a web-based game done?
I've been looking at Pixi,Phaser and a bunch of other frameworks, they're all touting rapid development and ease of use yet you have to write a shit ton of cryptic code to get the simplest thing done...9
I like to make small donations to wikipedia and add “delete deletionists!” in the notes box.
I am ashamed of myself.
Because despite the fact that I have nothing but hate and contempt towards apple and their money-grabbing paradigm and overpriced hardware and extortionist practices they apply to pretty much everyone, I found myself earlier today thinking:
"this Swift shit wasn't so bad this time around"
Somehow my poor excuse of a brain feels dirtier after this particular thought than it felt 12 years ago when I was running the dirtiest scato animal fetish porn sites of that era.
I think I need a vacation, possibly some months away on an island naked with a couple 22 year old twins licking ice cream off my pole all day long.5
Fuck swift and xcode and IOS development
Because every fucking guide and tutorial and code example out there is already outdated including some from last month
Because every relevant pod out there change their specs more often than I change my socks
Because you have to do every fucking thing on your own
Because you have to catch 812375 things that can possibly go wrong
Because making a simple JSON request takes 5 screens of code
Because of the five fucking million typing errors you get every damn minute fuck you swift
Because of the 150 page API docs for the simplest fucking things
Because of all the code lost to xcode crashes every couple minutes
Because Apple promised a language and a framework that allows for rapid hassle-free development yet this is exactly the opposite
Because all the money we're paying for all this shit when it's not worth even 1% of it4
I love the idea behind arangodb and how fast and stable it is.
But why the fuck did they not make every possible effort to stick with SQL and build a friendlier microservice framework to make all that shit easier to use? (rhetorical question girls, no need to explain, I get it, they just rushed to butter some bread sooner rather than later)
they seem to have lost so much market share because of these two details...
Fucking amateur developers deploying what should be complex APIs to a financial business environment with incomplete and inaccurate documentation, with their code copy pasted from chat boxes, with "tests" that do not output any relevant logging except pass/fail and take 2 days to run, with deficient but multi-factor redundant security that works occasionally based on air pressure, publishing code that causes their systems to break and lose data then blame everything on integrators for simply calling their own fucking cheap excuse of an API based on their own shitty documentation, and API calls that respond in 10+ seconds for simplest fucking queries.
FUCK YOU sideways go write children's books morons fuck off and die I will fucking teabag your women and turn your dogs into tacos you watching... hopefully next year when i'm done wasting my time on your retarded shit8
I thought this cloud shit was supposed to be more affordable and easier to manage and so on so forth.
After all the drama in the last months we just finished moving all our shit to bare metal. The bill is half of what it used to be but now we have some 95%+ capacity in reserve and waaaay less time wasted on putting all services together. It feels just like getting in a 911 after 7 years spent in a fucking suzuki.
So fuck AWS, fuck Google cloud and even though I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole, fuck IBM and Azure too!7
I am so sick of getting random alerts for basic shit that don't work, like redis or memcached or some stupid shit that's there and seems ok.
i am so going bare metal.2
I'm on a whole new level of getting ass fucked now:
I type "We'd be interested to learn more about..." and motherfuckin gmail sends "We'd be interesting to learn more about..."
Lemme guess, """AI""" """machine learning""" auto-correct? Did it learn from how the majority of users spell? Like, indians? Nice going, fucktards. I hope you suck cocks in hell.3
And in today’s news: heroic container fills 1Tb drive with logs to crash server. “Fuck Docker” says admin5
Midnight fucks to docker again for flushing my firewall rules and for crashing containers when I add them back just so that my services don't get exposed to all retarded script kiddies probing ports and services. Nice going.4
whoever posted the fuck thing the other day, bless your soul
whoever the fuck created the docker redis image:
why the fuck are you warning me hugepages are enabled and it eats up cpu ram when you don't let me disable it?
was it your point to waste 1h of my time? well you did. fuck you very much.4
FUCK LINUX part 932.5
Actually systemd, I know it's !== linux but it comes with linux so fuck them both, fuck ALL OF IT
*systemd service file*
StandardError=append:/myshit.err.log # erm... please?
yeah fuck this guy, let's all go to /var/log/messages29
What is this linux bullshit anyway?
compile this, install that, download the other crap, set that variable, reinstall that package...
I'm so sick and tired of all this crap.
I just want a distro where every piece of software gets its own fucking directory and does its own shit in there, with a clear, clean and simple way of exposing provides, dependencies and configurations so there's no fucking time waste on figuring out all sorts of shit on your own.65
So I'd like to start my (late) morning by throwing some shits and fucks at ruby, more precisely rvm and rbenv:
Why the fuck is it so hard writing scripts that work? I can script a fucking ruby build from 0 to 100, why the fuck can't your "amazing tool" set up paths and all the other shits so I don't get a fuck ton of alerts at night from CI just because rvm decides to INTERMITTENTLY not do it's job?
Why does it say it works and makes things easier when it doesn't? Why the fuck are you lying?
Why do I have to divert my focus and waste my time trying to figure out why it doesn't do the ONE thing it's supposed to do: install.ruby. That's it. No recompiling kernels, no launching fucking spaceships, no rewiring silicon structures, no quantum effects, just a plain simple ruby installation, one single version.
Why am I supposed to have a phd to work with this crap?? why can't it ever just fucking WORK as it says it does and should? Is it some kind of complex conspiracy to keep me busy so I can't play with my dog or what the fuck??!?!
I hope whoever wrote this crap sees this one day: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER or stop publishing open source software that waste our time.
Oh It wOrKs On My cOmpUtER and AlL teSts PaSS. I don't give a flying fuck. I hope all developers who think their job is done when it works on their box and tests pass get dick rot. Your job doesn't end there. Software should be intuitive and easy to use, not just "work'. No traps, no gotchas, no caveats, no endless configs and files and settings and vars and shits and ifs and buts.
Your product is not just a piece of code, but also the time you save people who use your crap. And you've fucked up.1
why the fucking fuck is it so hard finding keyboards with NORMAL enter/return keys nowadays?
should i google for it first? am i supposed to press it on a fucking microscope? should I buy a big fucking nuclear missile launch style enter key on a separate USB cable eventually?13
This is one of those moments when I just wanna say FUCK this git crap, clone this, pull that, CI this, build that, deploy this shit there, wait for 10 minutes to receive objects...oops, invalid key, start over... oops it failed for some other shit reason, start from scratch.....x100 or whatever number of servers you're deploying to... which obviously NEVER behave the same despite being built from the same fucking image?!! whoever the fuck came up with this kind of workflow didn't have to go through the pain of working with 50 gig repos.
And fuck your volumes too, 27Mbps IO? Really? in 2020?
StoRe YouR AssEtS in S3. FUCK THAT NOISE. The fuck if I'm going to have to deal with 100 alerts for various errors and failures each minute just because and I'll be double fucked if I will give up working with shit on a local filesystem rather than some 3rd party service. WTF an API just to store my shit? Whatever the fuck happened with cp -r and mv -f and ls -la, fucking S3 huh? We're so cool bcos w3 storez ur filez in a DaTaBAsE now. FUCK YOU. GO SUCK MY POWER CABLES.8
FUCKING RUBY PLUGIN
FUCKING AUTO INDENT
Why the FUCK is it so hard to imagine that a huge hash may go on several lines?
Do you have to fucking break my entire file just because some fucktard never saw a hash bigger than his tiny cock?
Do you fuckers like having lines of code that don't fit on your display?
So I'm reading some bloke's post here about neumorphic design and decided to check it out who knows maybe i can find some bootstrap themes to fit it in my shit. As usual, stretch left arm to punch ctrl-t, type "neumorphic design" and hit enter, hit left ctrl and click first 10 results. took like 3.87 seconds.
Next 124.something seconds wasted reading first para, then hitting a paywall, saying "fuck!" and pressing ctrl-f4 to carry on to the next site.
FUCK.ALL sites using paywalls SUCK MY COCK.2
Dumb fucking developers who think working from home keeps us from seeing they spend half of the time fucking around on facebook, youtube and pornhub instead of working.
You're on the VPN fuckheads that means we see everything even if you're at home.
"zomg zomg i got fired because virus, stupid evil companyz!!!!!11"11
what the fuck is this Crystal shit?
more crap trying to copy Ruby?
and amber? what the fuck is that shit, some ass booger copy pasted Rails code and did a find-and-replace?3
"I love software because it tries to translate the real world into code."
Someone forgot to feed the interns again.5
Why the fuck is it that all those delete drones from SO always have the exact same reply when called upon:
"please try to keep it constructive. " (sure, i'ma start deleting shit rather than helping people)
"You're welcome to your views, but you surely have not been here for long enough to understand the purpose of Stack Overflow, " (lmfao)
"The volunteers you are insulting are doing a lot of thankless work keeping the system going" (i'ma dip my cock in your selfless sacrifice cocksucker)
I was actually trying to help someone with a legit question but this half-brain asshole just didn't like it.
Your fucking system is flawed asshole. Or you wouldn't be having all these problems. But you're too much of a prick with too fat of a cock up your ass to realize it.
More indian software scam spam today. Looks like those fucking assholes are starving pretty bad down there. Or at least I hope so.
One of these days I’m gonna spend some time putting together a script to send them automated replies of nice juicy steaks, cookies, fresh juice, nice shirts and piles of money. With a big FUCK YOU in the background7
3rd fucking time in as many years I'm trying to figure out how to set up fucking rubymine yet I can't find shit in those settings menus. I'll be fucked with a spacex rocket if they don't have 19374580123457 options yet I can't find two simple basic fucking things:
1) edit code over SSH on my LAN dev machine
2) run all shit there, rake, specs, migrations, not on my fucking local machine
And It could even get away with just #1 because I don't mind keeping a terminal open, its what I do anyway
I don't give a flying fuck about anything else. I just want the autocomplete because atom's autocomplete sucks ass.
i swear it has every fucking thing you can think of. If you want to have your left ball sucked by a six legged midget while working then this fucking thing must have it. Somewhere buried in some motherfucking menus of options of submenus of plugins of features of sections of main menus.
But right now FUCK YOU once again for making me waste time trying to figure a couple basic features required for working remotely.
I even set up ccleaner just for you, so I can get rid of every fucking trace this shit leaves behind1
Payment provider determining transaction uniqueness based on its amount.
How companies like that survive is a major head scratcher for me.5
FUCK idiotic "prospects" who send tons of requests for API specs and feature docs and contracts and custom quotes and demos and SLA-related questions and security audits and hardware questions when they actually don't have 3 bucks in their whole rancid sewer of a village to at least pay for the sales call and have their whole fucking communal tent micromanaging a malnourished donkey running around to power their fucking 286 they use to send emails. I'll fucking buy your whole family of 37 and turn you all into dog food for wasting my motherfucking time.2
would someone be so kind as to explain why my cocksucking local retailer has priced these two processors at $500 when they're two generations apart
Intel® Core™ Coffee Lake i7-8700K @ 3.70GHz, 12Mb cache, Socket 1151 - 300 series
Intel® Core™ Skylake i7-6700K @ 4.0GHz, 8Mb cache, Socket 11513