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In summary, we're all agreed that we should have a meeting next week, to discuss what we should talk about in the meeting the week after.
Past me is such a dick:
"Note to future self: this is a dirty hack taken straight from the ONLY StackedOverflow result. Didn't understand it then... "2
"I know your busy but can I ask you a question... [and by question I mean add 5 more things to your pile] - The boss
You know how last week I asked you to take all the colour out of the bash prompt... Well I kinda got used to it, so can you put it back in?
QMS admin: you only finished the code review, you didn't complete it!
Me: opens review clicks complete
QMS: you didn't export the code review comments!
Me: opens code review again. Clicks Export. Attaches *.txt
QMS: you exported the comments in the wrong format, I can't read them
Me: what is the right format?
QMS: SOP document <random alphanumeric> clearly states the format
Me: spends 20 minutes navigating the piece of crap QMS software with no search function folder by folder.
It's 120 pages and 4 years old.
On page 68, I find "template to be implemented"
Reply to QMS, that document doesn't actually give a reference to a template
QMS: Email my line manager "Please teach your staff how to do a code review"3
Boss: Where's that urgent hotfix that we needed last week???
*mutters to myself* Still in your inbox, seeking approval before I can put it into production
I *cannot* be the first person in history that wants to do this.
Someone much smarter than must have already done, packaged it and sold distribution rights to the T-shirt.
Time to Google the sh*t out of it...