@atheist or lazy evaluation

bites harder than concurrency or parallelism

or objects mutating state on fetch. Burns more than when you pee

Yeah... But your mum gave a helping hand, so the day turned out quite ok

P.S. use JRebel for hot-reloads. Speeds up debugging VERY MUCH SIGNIFICANTLY. Saves hours every day.

Another Liferay victim! Welcome to the club :)))

I know your pain, bro. Believe you me, I do :)

Wait until you're so deep in it that you have to deal with its DB schemas.... WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING FOREIGN KEY. And even if you change smth there -- it's not reflected in the UI. And when you change smth else in the DB -- the whole Liferay factory-resets, including its DB tables, and if you don't have Ora Flashback or smth like it -- you're soooo fucked :)))

It's a minefield.

based on your typing precision and lack of typos I'd say your size perception is flawed

@kiki

Sure, it's very convenient when markdown is always broken -- inserting several long codeblocks one after another, with normal text (captions) in between, making all the text randomly monospaced, somewhere codeblocked. When edited -- some ``` tags are missing, others are in wrong places. Placing them in correct positions only yields in another combination of random rendered text formatting Never in smth expected, consistent. And more often than not some characters leak outside the codeblock...

@kiki

Another note on convenience -- sure, it's VERY convenient when I want to reply to a message that was written ~6mo ago, I hit reply, write text and send it and in the chat it appears as if I replied to a completely random another person's message. Tried to repeat -- same thing.

Sure, it's very convenient when TG is online in multiple devices simultaneously and you leave a draft in one of them; then delete it in another device and write a new message and after x seconds your new text disappears is replaced with that draft. Probably synced from other devices...

Sure, it's very convenient when you send 1 message and it's sent as 3-5 copies

Sure, it's very convenient when there are NO THREADS!!!! So no way to contextualize conversations on a particular topic in a channel

@kiki

fast...? it's a hit and miss. Sometimes messages appear instantly, other times -- a colleague has to ping me in Slack that he wrote me a message in TG 5 minutes ago, and only after another minute or two that message appears in TG (yes, after refreshing does not appear either). Calls sometimes are freaking glitchy; just y-day I had calls with 5-7 second delays between me saying smth and another person receiving my words. I'm on a 300mbps optic line, so should not be an internet issue. Aaaand y-day TG was ECONNTIMEDOUT'ing for *teen minutes during a prod release.

convenient? the concept of channels and groups is still smth I can't wrap my head around. Tapping instead of long-pressing to act on a message seems counter-intuitive

calls unlimited? Calls do not work on web version with free plan, so I MUST use an app, which means either spinning a separate dedicated browser on my laptop OR reconnecting headphones to my phone.

Well s3 was never supposed to be a replacement for a filesystem. It's a bucket. You drop stuff into the bucket, take it out or look at it. That's why you have effectively no limit on bucket size.

It's like a nosql database w/o a schema.

It's also a rat poison. In higher doses it makes blood too thin to be pumped effectively and stay inside blood system, so it exfiltrates, swells tissues and drowns the victim.

In small doses its used in heart disease cases, to make blood thinner and easier to pump

@Hazarth @retoor well technically it *is* a side gig. I have also a freelancing company I'm hoping to phase-out to one day. I don't enjoy 9-5much, esp when freelancing has 2+x more financial return to offer. And more interesting projects.

So far I only have 1 client. I need at least 2 to have a resilient source of income. I want to keep that 1st client for now. So I have to do some hours for them.

Time to work on that demographic boom

I would NOT ship that to prod until I know what changed.

@retoor the fourth coming :)

btw my dad cooks and serves meals some restaurants would envy

@uyouthe

damn, gone too.. ;)

parked?

I see 'shit' and 'screenshot' -- I immediately think of @b2plane

@CoreFusionX TIL

thank you for explaining

WHO KILLED BAMBI

@CoreFusionX it IS related.

sssoooo.... Spain is going to the bottom of the list :)

And I'm so sorry all this mess is happening.

By the way, what did you mean by the army from the South?

We don't mediate the hate enough

@retoor why send? I'd run with my fam. Noone to send dineros to, unless parents.

Still waiting for my family 'bus' to be manufactured 😁 I just hope thieves won't steal it from me on my way abroad.

can't find all the dragon ballz

cool!! That worked!!

@retoor touche

@retoor sometimes bursts like yours make me think he was too generous :p

@retoor sounds like a printer-ink deal to me...

I've never been into butts. I don't understand the attraction.

@retoor It won't change anything... It's next to impossible to find anything on this platform anyway, so if you've said smth and someone read it -- it's stuck in their heads.

anyone hardly ever spends their time searching this platform for a particular post or comment just to say "see? Right there you said that you like big butts" AND YOU CANNOT LIE!!

If you posted it -- it's out there. Delete all you like, not gonna change much :)

@retoor why delete?

@retoor

- said the queen of drugs -

[the disconnected-from-the-world comment]

😁