I'm trying to write a test plan but there are TOO many ways to PROCRASTINATE. devRant you're not helping...

!rant
Because dual monitor setups are too mainstream... here's my dual mouse setup.

!rant
Saw many people share their setups, so here's mine right now.

My first Dev job involved password resets. Quickly created a GUI for that shit and passed it off to IT support.

When trying to design something foolproof, never underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

To her friend: "I downloaded myself a lot more RAM last night, my laptop is so much faster!"
...
No, person on the bus, you did not download extra RAM. Sorry.

Manager X: (logs a support ticket) "Agent is unable to access system using the password provided."

Me: "You're going to have to narrow it down a little, we have over 1000 active agents."

I hate the support side of my job...

So the company I work for decides there's money for installing a Jacuzzi on the roof but won't buy our new dev a PC? Where's he supposed to work? In the fecking hot tub?

After getting stuck in the shower this morning; I am starting a petition to get shampoo manufacturers to wrap their instructions in a do-while loop. Telling a developer to "lather, rinse, repeat" is a recipe for disaster...

That feeling when you've been at home for 20 minutes and already want to go back to work. Wait, no. Reverse that.

User: I can't access the system, it keeps asking me to change my password!
Me: ....
Me: Tried changing your password?
User: Not yet

Yesterday: Dear Diary, today the client changed their mind on a critical part of the project.

Today: Dear Diary, (see yesterday).