@Demolishun just do ur crosswords and u can live to a billion years old

Hi Jeff bezos here. You found my secret, but I ain’t worried… bc u ain’t gonna do shitttttttt

@Demolishun it kinda rules how dick van dyke has like two inappropriate words in his name

IRS agents in 2036

Alright… I’ll fuck it

That’s like saying you enjoy pooping in grand central station 🤢

What’s life without a cup of coffee and a 3mg zyn while watching the sunrise listening to some big thief and reflecting on all the traumatic events and happy moments in your life?!?

@kiki LinkedIn: “CEO, co-founder of the periodic element plutonium, freelance sex ed teacher”

Farmer!!

The cause for burnout is where a person experiences constant stressors, yet is unable to cope with the amount of constant stress.

Think of a garden where weeds grow every day. In order to keep a healthy garden, you must pull weeds every day. If you have the garden the size of 1000 acres, chances you won’t be able to pull all those weeds every day. Whether you unintentionally or intentionally let weeds take over your garden, the garden will slowly die, AND it’s going to be harder to pull all the weeds the more you don’t get around to it.

@retoor while it could be an acute stress event, typical signs of chronic or cumulative workplace stress (burnout) include sleeping problems, isolation, irritability, mood swings, etc…

@MammaNeedHummus as a medic, I promise to give everyone who dies in my care a Viking funeral 🫡

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@Demolishun I used to fap my leg but now I can’t walk anymore

Honestly based

Damn yeah true we are all going to die. Can you cuddle with me and read me bedtime stories as you inject morphine between my toes mommy?

Yeah damn straight. And to also message Steven that fucking hoe he a bitch too

Can't trust people who hate Christmas, or people that throw away one day old leftovers, or people who don't drink hot chocolate, or people who hate bicycles

Righteous fashion tho

Maybe this is personal growth?!? 🤔

That’s terrifying

That actually looks like something Id wear in the city in summer

@jestdotty breaking news! I'm not even real and you have been typing random ass comments on Facebook this whole time! How does it feel dumbass!?

@jestdotty you need therapy

@awesomeest are these large percentages of people based on your subjective view? Or is it an actual fact?

Also, what was the percentage of intellectual laze and complacency 50 years ago compared to now? It seems like college enrollment has been increasing over the years. Wealth gap has been too. Mental illness has been too. Lots of interesting things that are trending towards a weird point.

My grandma really enjoys this point of view where she thinks all of the young generation is just dumb and doing nothing to change anything. I think this view seems to arise from personal experience and a general lack of empathy and an intellectual laze to find out what is actually happening.

My subjective view is that most people make a large effort to be a part of their community and try to change things. Can you refute my subjective view?

@jestdotty humor me

@jestdotty you are a free person, as am I - we are allowed to do whatever the fuck we want to do. I don’t blame anyone, but lately I’ve been very concerned about the corporate greed thing. For the benefit of my moral compass, I’m trying to be angry about how corporations are screwing literally everything up.

@jestdotty you go MacCarthy! Keep building up your paranoid delusions!

@jestdotty I’m not calling her the bad guy in any way. I don’t have to apologize to your crazy ass

Wow dude so cool