@antigermanist why do I feel like your character traits are impulsivity, statism, and sexual deviance?

@Demolishun me personally, I’d boof it instead of putting it where babies head out thru - and no yeah coke and weed are pretty overrated imo.

@Demolishun doing good - starting my first job in the medical field soon!

Who gives a fuck

@MammaNeedHummus sure - u can be my pimp dom mommy

@MammaNeedHummus nice haircut

Most backend devs are too arrogant to routinely consider anyone else’s perspective because they are bottoms and are used to getting railed

I think bc you get used to eating too much and feeling like shit - and then when you change you realize how shitty u felt previously and how less shitty you feel now.

It’s drill you dumb bitch

SVN should be legally banned

In my experience those dep problems r usually the fault of a big ol’ cluster package who a) doesn’t have their shit together or b) hasn’t been maintained in forever

@Demolishun just do ur crosswords and u can live to a billion years old

Hi Jeff bezos here. You found my secret, but I ain’t worried… bc u ain’t gonna do shitttttttt

@Demolishun it kinda rules how dick van dyke has like two inappropriate words in his name

IRS agents in 2036

Alright… I’ll fuck it

That’s like saying you enjoy pooping in grand central station 🤢

What’s life without a cup of coffee and a 3mg zyn while watching the sunrise listening to some big thief and reflecting on all the traumatic events and happy moments in your life?!?

@kiki LinkedIn: “CEO, co-founder of the periodic element plutonium, freelance sex ed teacher”

Farmer!!

The cause for burnout is where a person experiences constant stressors, yet is unable to cope with the amount of constant stress.

Think of a garden where weeds grow every day. In order to keep a healthy garden, you must pull weeds every day. If you have the garden the size of 1000 acres, chances you won’t be able to pull all those weeds every day. Whether you unintentionally or intentionally let weeds take over your garden, the garden will slowly die, AND it’s going to be harder to pull all the weeds the more you don’t get around to it.

@retoor while it could be an acute stress event, typical signs of chronic or cumulative workplace stress (burnout) include sleeping problems, isolation, irritability, mood swings, etc…

@MammaNeedHummus as a medic, I promise to give everyone who dies in my care a Viking funeral 🫡

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@Demolishun I used to fap my leg but now I can’t walk anymore

Honestly based

Damn yeah true we are all going to die. Can you cuddle with me and read me bedtime stories as you inject morphine between my toes mommy?

Yeah damn straight. And to also message Steven that fucking hoe he a bitch too

Can't trust people who hate Christmas, or people that throw away one day old leftovers, or people who don't drink hot chocolate, or people who hate bicycles

Righteous fashion tho