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I doubt if the statistics are robust. People who turn up at A&E with a fractured penis are probably not reliable witnesses.
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@donkulator
Doctor: So, how did that happen?
Patient: It certainly wasn‘t a vacuum cleaner or so. It was errrm… a reverse cowgirl, yes. Definitely a reverse cowgirl position.
Doctor: Interesting. That seems to be more common than you would think. -
kiki369244d@Lensflare did you try to do it with a vacuum cleaner? because I sure did, and you absolutely can’t get this kind of fracture this way. it’s awkward lateral movement that breaks penises, not linear pulling
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@kiki I did not. Was just trying to come up with something that someone could be embarrassed to tell a doctor.
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As an almost patient of this, gotta say that I wouldn't know if it's just me, but yeah, it doesn't work like a fucking joystick. Reverse cowgirl if they get too wild can be dangerous. They tend to "thrust" forward, and it just doesn't bend that way.
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@kiki So that would have been a Soviet vacuum cleaner? In which case the main risk would have been electrocution rather than the actual suction.
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kiki369243d@donkulator nah, it was a Samsung vacuum, the kind with paper dust bags. Dirt cheap, sucks like crazy, but overheats constantly
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fun fact, but my best friend once broke his penis inside a friend's girlfriend's pussy in another friend's bed. Blood everywhere
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kiki369243d
reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position by number of penis fractures.
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