Quit stimulants because all they do is deplete your body resources and you get stuck in a loop of self destruction.

https://youtu.be/HUngLgGRJpo/...

Improve soft skills and play the game

I disagree. You should code in a way where you would see ASAP if something doesn't work. This is why we write tests for big projects that take a long time to compile, because it is faster to run them.

Congratz and let the rants flow!!!

@TeachMeCode exactly. But nobody cares

@KDSBest there is no fix. Guys already fired. We gonna start inflating points from now on.. also each time scope changes or some edge case comes up we gonna do them in new tickets, because we have to play numbers game with these idiots in managament....

Classics.

When in doubt, I just tell designer/client: "Right now it works the native way, just how the OS intended and users are already used to it." Usually they fuck off fast.

You read it as you go

@scor hahahaha very funny hahahahaha

I tell ya its the loli hentai porn and fapping

@Oktokolo This client cant afford hiring a dev fulltime. Max 40-60 hours a month. Theres literally no time to refactor unless you love to work for free. Given the maintenance plus squeezing in new features there is no time to refactor.

@b2plane please stop calling your js shit java, thanks

Ask to hire extra help

Take a pic

@netikras Tbh sounds like some bs that you tell yourself to justify spending 4-6 years in getting a degree. How exactly can a degree make you a fully fledged adult? The whole education system is just you regurgitating information and thats it.

Map your power button to do nothing and u will be good to go

Bard is great alternative because it connects to internet, but the thing I hate most is when AI just makes stuff up like nonexistent dependencies and so on.

Kinda sad list tbh

Just copypaste some documentation into slides and if they have questions refer them to documentation.

@SalsaGal fair enough!

@tjewlius **fixes a typo in readme** cv: **opensource contributor**

Updated readme.md like indians do? Jk

Tell him to go to upwork and hire some indian dev for that 200usd. He'l come back after a month or two with a bigger number :)))

@IntrusionCM So I will have to set it up only once and then I can just pull/commit without having to worry of e-mails getting mixed?

@TheEnd hilarious plot twist with saviour consultants who create a problem and also offered a solution! So nice of them.

@nitnip from my pov if you are a mid or a senior who is worth your salt you should be able to join a new company, get all access on day1 and on day2 you pull the project, pick a simple bug and start learning from there how everything works and ask your assigned buddy questions (ofc he gives you an overview during your first days)

Other newcomers tend to bury themselves in documentation for first 1 or 2 months and they dont ask questions which means they will have a very hard time delivering. I mean even seniors ask lots of questions when they join lol.

@Oktokolo Endless cycle of incompetency lol

@nitnip You completely missed the point. Nobody is ideal. If your level is junior/mid and when you join the company your only interaction is standups and comments in MR's you are destined to run into many problems, not even technical ones but also domain ones.

Especially if you implement whatever latest standard google results came up just because it's latest, withour even having a meeting with anyone and so on. The app has 700k lines of code and 56 modules.

I dont even think that he even received a proper onboarding. Could be a great solo dev but but hes not that experienced and wasnt able to be a teamplayer.

But I guess for you as a senior if such junior hotshot joins your team and makes unnecessary trouble it would be a pleasure to work with him right?

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