> A database _never_ works faster than when it fucks itself up

sounds like a skill issue

@YourMom so how is your potential bad outcome different from the status quo? it's "corporations fucking people over for money"; which is the core point of corporations.

@antigermanist smashing a guitar, ever, is a dick move. and only if you're a rockstar, it's barely excusable.

@jestdotty did you intend to write this comment to yourself? because then it'd make sense. more sense than anything else you ever posted.

@jestdotty so basically, you instantly believe everything that directly contradicts known and well-established science, as long as it's fancy and weird and inherently unprovable.

and then you add some completely unrelated, but true things in there to provide your confused self some twisted sense of validation. yes, meditation is proven to have an impact on your brain (like software can impact hardware). and psychedelics? girl, those are basically defined as "substances that _affect the brain_ in fundamental ways".

the extent of your delusions keep astonishing me.

> I have repurposed the Blockchain technology to something meaningful and fair

doubt.

@alexanderwang "we think"? no.

i don't think anyone deserves anything except for basic human rights.

@antigermanist you threatened to smash a guitar. nothing worse than that in the multiverse.

down with monarchy.

because you're a bad person and deserve the anguish of waiting.

> but we know they exist

no. the grey matter in your head just forms signals that other parts of the grey matter in your head interpret as "i know they exist".

also: no. memory is known to be located in the hippocampus (simplified). your argumentation of "it can't be in the brain because if you remove half of it the memory is still there" is dumb. that's like saying "the data can't be stored on this RAID-1 array because if you remove one drive, the data is still there". and that's how most parts within the hemispheres work: as backup for the other half.

@jestdotty nah. not really. i consider those two to be _very_ distinct feelings. just like "loving" and "liking" are very distinct.

oh, please. the screenshot needs to be embedded into an excel file that gets exported as pdf, embedded into a word file, and that being printed out.

@Lensflare you had me at wine.

@retoor then i'd question why this is reporting anything in the first place

which spanky do you mean? i hope it's spanky ham.

nah. only dumb AI users who don't host their models locally, where there's nobody to report to except for them.

@jestdotty but why? i don't hate society. i pity and despise it, but you have to be among society to reap the few benefits and amuse yourself about the many shortcomings.

> but really I don't know what's wrong with me

hallucinations and delusions, for starters

@Lensflare > it has arrived there already a long time ago.

no man, it started there.

@retoor sorry, but for everybody who doesn't have access to your server, this makes your server even less trustworthy.

it would even make it less trustworthy for me, unless i had a comprehensive list of people with access to confirm that, for example, ostream is not among them.

@Lensflare yeah, we do. and if i'm ever being forced into a situation where i have to use swift, and it turns out not to be awful, i _will_ update my opinion based on the new data.

but so far, i had no reason trying to chop off my hand, neither literally nor figuratively.

@antigermanist it's not hard, it's just not what the mainstream debian is about.

you can always switch to testing or unstable branch, if you want more recent packages. and i'd say even the unstable branch of debian is way more dependable than any branch on any arch system ;)

@retoor

> someone who knows me would, no evil here.

but who, besides you yourself, knows you well enough to be certain of that? (hint: the answer is "nobody sane")

> Also, at certain point, everything is 3rd party.

no. first party is always first party. kinda by definition.

@SidTheITGuy what has "don't reuse passwords" have to do with "don't enter your credentials at a third party site"?

> 1. use dr.molodetz.nl for using devRant with a certificate.

yeah. use a random, third-party page to insert your login credentials. totally something any tech-literate person would do.

hate society? then leave it. simple.

@Lensflare

> Stating opinions about stuff that one hasn’t tried and knows nothing about is just a sign of intellectual bankruptcy.

counter argument: have you ever tried cutting off your hands? how do you know it's not the most pleasurable experience you could have, without trying it?

that's right - you can be very sure about it by using "reasoning" ;)

@jestdotty > it's still in your brain

....no? do you even have a basic understanding of how human memory works?

@antigermanist funny, how you misspelled debian.