Loved it

Microsoft reply Found A when expecting An

it's okay to dislike Indians too. There are plenty of us.

In India large distributors are called Stockists. Word auto corrects it to stockiest , so a presentation had this Stockiest code and name

Actually what I see is that you open the app, it returns to the menu, if you wait it launches properly
Marshmallow on Moto G

@tisaconondrum tis not a conundrum tisascam

It's spelt naan by the way

You could have also added a sleigh and a forlorn Santa representing users

All the best.
You aren't ranting now but you will

A father of two

I have been coding for a while. Back then even api was only in books and were extremely expensive to buy. So you had to pretty much do everything on your own. That was fun too.
Learning new skills was incredibly hard. I remember how hard it was to switch from C to C++.
In essence all the sites help only if you know what you want to do but don't know exactly how..

Good thing to read on my next trip somewhere.
Question is whether my ip address was there in the list.

Is this real ?
I love the chap who is trying with different strings.

Worse. Deployed when sober debugging fix while drunk

I can't post a selfie here but I can tell you that despite developing for 28 years ; my belly would beg to differ

Speak 8 Indian languages and English

Yep, it's about having n years experience vs one year's experience n times

nope

Can't do that when you own the company can you?

I can't there are a bunch of guys who are expected to attend.
Prayer will help

You met a younger version of me ? I used to do that and { meant something different

I have a different point of view on this. I am a developer from the stone age of course (1988 onwards)
We had limits on variable name lengths so cryptic was very possible.
I don't use vowels for e.g.

Update:
Me: Function arguments not visible
Other dev: Yes we can't see it either
Me: Facepalm.
Incidentally it's 1900 now

@zourtney it's company size x no. of security consultants x no. of conferences attended by cso x 100

in my native language (Hindi) there is a saying Eat the fruit why count trees ?

agree. shuttling between c# vb.net JavaScript android I go blank too